Crouchie's Lawyer

Matthew David

How old is your pc?!?!?!?! A few .gifs shouldnt affect your pc's speed?!

You sound like your speaking words of advice from experience?!!?!

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Pardon my ignorance but whats wrong/bad/infractable about Buckcherry? I have no sound on my PC so canny hear them but lyrics I have found look normal and video looks plain?

One is cadburys the other nestle. Its like Dairy Milk and Galaxy. One is chocolate heaven and the other leaves a fruckin horrid soap like taste in your mouth. FWIW I think you cant beat a Lion Bar, Boost or Toffee Crisp

More dope?

And for your information, I have read the whole thread. I was commenting on your persistent need to correct people (not just on this thread) of their grammar mistakes.

Where did I mention your conversation was with your Dad? I did not. I was implying your current household. You sad muppet

Im led to believe they have slightly closed eyes to help with all the sand storms too (obviously from olden times when Asia was more desert like). Not much use now I guess

No they didunt!!! I sawed a telebox show with an 'inbetweener in' .....

Anyone else feel a little stupid that Orn is only 16? I feel like a 'tard when I see things like this

This is what I have always wandered? If we evolved from Monkeys why are there people not hairy and swinging from trees playing on laptops? And if we evolved from Monkeys, why do we seem to have stopped? Are we not going to further evolve? If so can I shotgun wings and gills so I can fly and breathe under water!

Yes yes I would. I would be a breed of alien known as a c*ck. I would come back as a c*ck on uranus

Another quick question? Heaven is perceived to be somewhere in the stars or clouds and Hell, the depths of the earth?? Where its really hot. If the world is swallowed up would Hell be relocated? If so where?

Aliens???

Great another £5

This gets me (not litterally), we can clone a sheep or dog and apparently a human too (except legally its not allowed) yet we havent been able to figure out a cure for Cancer or even the common cold?! I personally think someone has, but it is all being kept hush hush. Apparently the worlds population is increasing in size equivilent to a city of Southamptons size every day. With this in mind, if we cured Cancer (1/3 people contract cancer now) so many people would live longer meaning the worlds population would grow even quicker. I think the powers which be maybe holding off the cure for 'the greater good'.

God, life in your house must be thrilling. Do you have OCD? Could you not let a few grammar mistakes slide? How far do conversations in your house get to before they turn into a conversation about grammar and how you should have said x instead of y?

My middle name is .... I dont have a middle name :-(

Because if we dont know there is any water on Mars what will said man drink when he gets there? Its a long flight dont you know

You dont have one EDIT: Again in before the buzzer! Its a monkeh

Thats not a serious post from you is it cabbage?