Crouchie's Lawyer

I woke myself and my Mrs up with the stench of one of my farts in the middle of the night last night. FACT. I thought it was one of the best smells ever, I was like a proud parent. She wanted me to get out of bed and open a window. There is a direct example of a contrast between how someone can deem a certain smell as their best and another person can deem that same smell as their worst!

Who are they?

Going back to the 'Born Free Lion reunion' I have found a link to the story told by the blokes who were part of it. There is also a slideshow of pictures throughout Christians life somewhere on the site too. http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/25929574/

No diggity, no doubt. Anyway, this thread title is a bit misleading. I was expecting it to be one of those sing along song ones with someone cracking out... ... 'a thing called love' by the Darkness

I went on the round the island boat race a few years ago, t'was very good. Want to do it again, but time and money are of a premium at the moment!

If they want to fund the upkeep of this site let them. Cant speak for PES as I dont know him/her/shim but Pompeylass is ok. Doesnt really talk about footy that much and spends most of her time in the muppet show so doesnt affect anyone. If they were going to join and peace people off then they would get bannaged and their money wasted so either way I dont really care. You also have to question why they are here? I for one would not join a pompey forum (to be honest, I would be the only memeber able to read and write) so I think they are closet Saints fans anyway!

Dunno but she is fit as! She can hold my pole any day.

Pic 1 is a bit big for a dog though? And pic 3 is a bit big for a trunk of a elephant. More to the point, why is there an elephant roaming around a lake in Scotland? FWIW 2 & 3 definitely reak of someone 'creating' a Nessie and floating it on the surface. It looks like olden day special effects which were really good at the time, but when you look back now, just look kek. I dont think 1 is Nessie, but I cant think what it could be. Possibly a small horse?

If only they were that easy to get rid of!

Having heard Radio One this morning with them talking about Loch Ness, can we add the Loch Ness monster to the list. Is it real, or myth? Personally, I am unsure. I think the concept of a prehistoric species still being around is possible, however I find it hard to believe that with all the technology that exists like sonar etc, we have not managed to find catagorical proof yet. I find the excuse 'he must have been hiding under a rock when we were searching' a bit lame.

Surely its a turn of words for the expression 'plenty more fish in the sea'. I can see your point, but with so many dating sites out there, one with a name which stands out probably does quite well?

I lol'd. I now have the impression there is a buffoon who has been employed byt these people trying to 'con' everyone. His name is Dave and he is a work experience monger.

Should be 'spiffing' now IMO

What entry would that be then?

2nd to last one!!! OMG!!! What I would give

Pretty much the same between me and my Mrs 'cept she is 21 and im 25. Thing is, she will realise in a couple of months that she actually doesnt want the whole 'going out single thing' and its a relationship she wants. Its inbuilt to women to wanna settle down. The same cannot normally be said for blokes! Then she will come back, but its just whether you will take her then or not. If she see's you with another girl, that will probably speed the process up. Agreed, after I split with my Mrs (silly 6 month break up) I saw her with another bloke. She wasnt even interested in him, but it wound me up him trying it on with her (even though I left her!). He was trying to breakdance to impress her. T'was back in the days of smoking in clubs so I just flicked my cigarette at him. Not proud of it but at the time I was peeved off and thought it was a good way of marking my territory. I also hit a wall (litterally not metophorically) when I split with her as I still loved her so felt her pain. T'was a brick wall in varsity so my hand took the brunt of the damage. Mate, its all about the confidence. I have some mates who are no oil paintings, not built like a greek god and dont have any money and they pull stunners! If places are no object, try a night out in Cardiff, its rammed with hot student muff and its a dead cert. Quality night out too. Stay in the premier/travel inn and its relatively cheap too.

Pop one of these up and job done!

Sorry to hear that. Although the plus sides are that (having been in mine for about 5 years or so now) single life can be a good change. I often wonder what it would be like to be single again! Is it completely dead or could it be just a small blip? How old are you if you dont mind me askin?

Ahh reading in between the lines C_F is now single? Suck it up man, think of all the fresh meat you can get your hands on now!

Are you interested out of interest or are you contemplating having one then?

Fun to watch

I lol'd after I read it a few times, and digested it!

Just to clarify... your not American then?

F*cking discusting! Re PM's MB I'm in! Ta

My mate did one of those microwave pasta meals but didnt put water in. Needless to say, our kitchen stunk of burnt pasta for about a week!