Crouchie's Lawyer

Rag week? Moody mare

If you confess yours ill confess mine

You could start your own enthralling threads which will deliver entertainment and humour yourself if you wish. Oh... wait. Just because one thread is not to your taste! Im bored at work and thought of posting a random thread. If you dont like it, dont read it or even further dont comment on it bumping it to the top again!

Sorry I misunderstood what you were saying. I thought you meant there were more people claiming benefits like job seekers and DLA who were wealthy than people claiming who were poor. You meant weathly people getting accountants to write off income left right and centre to stave off having to pay taxes. While I do not agree with this wholey, I think this could be viewed as a benefit of being self employed and taking that risk. Its the accountants who are bending the laws enabling this.

Sorry to get your hopes up!

Stop.... Rag time

They are little fruckers they are. I blame the parents

Essru im guessing?

I disgree, I would say there are a hell of a lot more 'poor' people claiming benefits than wealthy people cheating the system. Dont get me wrong, there are people who do it and these people are scum too, but there are a hell of a lot of 'can't be arsed to get a job' people who claim benefits and see it as their wage!

A baby human can be and is referred to as a child so why not baby sweetcorn? It was the joke anyway

Really? You were expecting baby sweetcorn?

That one of IT used to freak me out as kiddy! I used to walk from our back door to our garage and look to the washing expecting him to be there!

You sick fruckers, what did you think you were clicking on!

Absolute ******* joke IMO. With the sell on clause which M'boro will no doubt have, and the wages we have paid him since he originally signed, I would be surprised if we actually made a profit on him! A full season behind him would be the difference between a £1.3m player and a £2.5m player minimum (having seen what he has done in so little games). Absolute disgrace. I know we are in financial dire but getting rid of last years player of the season is too much. His agent maybe a little gob****e trying to get the player a move but unless the club accepts a bid, he doesnt go anywhere. We have no reliable (injury) CB's now, god help us if Killer's knee plays up again or Perry or Thomas have injuries! Anyone who is saying that with Killer we dont need Davies is niave and blind. Killer has played a handful of games having been out for years, it is still early days and I hate to say it but there is still a chance his injury will re-occur!

Does our name appear at the bottom of the league? No... you spunkslug

That would be one scary BJ!

100% behind you on this one. I frucking hate people who 'have another sprog to add to their benefits and get a bigger council house'. They see it as a pay rise, not that they are bringing yet another child into a world of underprivilidged upbringing, thus resulting in the spawn that is 'benefit leeches' increasing in population. Call my views wrong, but I think you should have to have a licence to breed. A licence would only be permitted if you could prove you had the financial and social wellbeing to bring a child into the world. This would rid a hell of a lot of problems from our country. This way, 'Vicky Pollard' type benefit leeches would not be able to carry on wasting hard working tax payers money. They should also put a limit on job seekers of 1 year. Provide them with the benefit along with training in courses left right and centre to give them the chances they need and if they havent found a job within the year, tough. You were obviously not trying hard enough. They will have to get a job at Maccy D's or Tesco's stacking shelves. No job would ever be below me if I lost my current job. I would take whatever I could get to pay the bills and get by. A lot of the scroungers on job seekers want a £40k a year job and but have not even got the attitutude for a voluntary position! A fine example being the turds who moan about the polish getting all the jobs while claiming for their job seekers yet think working picking fruit and veg is below them! Rant over

ill finish it for you, considering you have no posts left... BOSH! Edit: Didn't read the date of one of your previous posts! Nice use of the allocation though

I too feel the 'novelty' of Oceana will wear off soon. My mates who had gone to ikon about 3 times in 5 years have now decided they wanna go every week. Very expensive and esentially just a lick of paint! I have been twice and already its getting boring

Fri: Round a mates, played on xbox 360 pro evo, and mario kart and golf on wii, had a few smokes and a pizza. Sat & Sun: Slept a lot and when awake, didnt move from my sofa. Played FM08 and watched all the footy on TV. Bit of a boring weekend really but I was knackered so just chillaxed! 4/10

Rolf Harris is dead! :shock:

I know we aren't doing too well but atleast we aren't bottom!

Lol'able!

That cannot be sheet surely? I'd rather pull out of the marathon that sheet myself and make a tit out of myself on national TV! Atleast with a peace you can hide it a bit better or just jump to the side and go!

Why did those girls do it for you? Was your butler busy?