Crouchie's Lawyer

You obviously didnt read my second part which says I thought the original post which my reply was about was citing the rich as claiming job seekers etc :roll: Anyway 9:44pm shouldnt you be in bed Mr postie? No wonder our posts always bloody late!

Peace off you snotmaggot

I saw an interesting article on drugs testing and football clubs a while ago. Summed up it basically said that the majority of drugs tests which are conducted at a clubs training ground, the testers phone ahead to give the club a date when they will attend and that if clubs know their star player has an expensive not so legal habbit, they more often than not tell them to take the day off training citing a 'cold' or something as the reason they are not there. Allegedly Chelsea didnt care too much for Mutu, which is how he got caught.

My Mrs does have the ability to eat a lot but I think it stops well short of canibalism, and do not normally watch her on the loo.

This is impossible, as I know for a fact unless you're the queen (I know you're a queen, just not the queen) you only get 1 birthday a year. So if the above were true (birthdays are for birds and gayers) this would mean you would have two birthdays a year??? :supz:

No you c*ckle. Fruck off and lose some money on dud horse bets. tit

If its not, it should be. With behind's like her's and a few of the gymnasts!

You have seen, done, read or heard over the last week? Mine would have to be watching You dont mess with the Zohan. Although the comment from Tiggs on her about the adverts did make me lol

Are they playng hide the sausage?

Yeah, worth a squirt

really?

ok next one... I like this game

Is it me or does her chest and bewbage area not look a little weird?

Nah, you blatently know she is a dirter! Alwaysthe quiet ones and all that. Bet she spits on it beforehand!

Shawn Johnson (Actually a girl with a blokes name) Not English, but she is pretty fit. Only 16 though, will be stunning in a few years and you know she is flexible!

For some reason my keyboard today is not as sensitive as normal and as such, my words are missing letter and spaces do not seem to be where they should be. Its very temperamental, and at the moment seems to be working fine. Anyone have any ideas what this culd be caused by? I did spill a little tea yesterday but didnt think it went in the keyboard and wasnt enough to cause a problem?!

I found this out last week! bit ghey, had to fill with dots and spaces!

Ill have a tossing off please

Canny understand that. Its like licking your food but never eating it? You will wonder why you did not start earlier when you evenually split the wiskers

lol! Edit: I can't talk with my spelling, but t'was funneh!

Very good post sir!

You two could always just get a room?

Is this you?

This is why there should be a gun invented called the 'skankonisor'. I was thinking of takng my idea to Dragons Den. £1,000,000 or 5% of the business. The gun simply fires and eliminates skanks, chavs et al. It would fire a blank if aimed at a non-skank. I would gladly be the person going around shooting the turds of soceity.