Crouchie's Lawyer

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2592149/Bigfoot-hoax-exposed-when-ice-melted.html T'was a hoax. Some gimps put a costume in a box of ice and some bigger gimps paid them for it! Lol at one of th blokes who did it though. He is a police man and this is now being treated as fraud so he is due to be fired!

Mwahhh!!! :smt065

Milk, Ice Tea & Cider is specific???

Interesting breakfast you would have!

It tastes good though. I can eat hot curries, I just prefer being able to taste them and not having to sniff my way through a meal because I have a runny nose!

:confused: You have to be specific on the 'Alcohol' too MB. Only one type...

...eat 3 things (A meal is considered 1 thing) and drink 3 things for the rest of your life, what would they be? Eat: Indian - Chicken Kourma with rice and a pilau bread with 2 x onion bhaji's Chicken roast dinner with everything (3 x veg, roast potatoes, yorkshire pud's etc) Weetabix with honey on Drink: Milk Ice Tea Cider

Atleast 7 im afraid. :badgrin:

frucking keyboard is still playing up! Misses out random letters and spaces here and there!

I get mine all by myself. I have a camera crew and professional photographer on hand 24/7 and have been lucky enough to get some very funny shots/clips. I do all the editing too so if there are words on the picture (like lol catz) thats all me! Sourcing from other websites is cheating MB! tut tut!

Weird. I like the idea of UFO's. I just cant help thinking about all the rednecks who think the best way of getting their 5 minutes of fame is to mae up a UFO tory and sell it to the world on tv with their sister wrapped around them while they chew some fresh grass! Dilutes the claims which you wold tend to believe

Lol at backward skate! Which one takes your fancy Mackrill?

:confused: Which character is she in lost???

Should be an olympic event. (You set 'em up, ill smash 'em in!)

The one I have in my PM's now or I hae previously had it?

Gary Glitter announced upon his release today that he and his family will be jetting off to Florida, USA to start afresh... He Said "As soon as I get out, I am going to Tampa with the kids" Q. What sparkles like a diamond and is small enough to fit in a schoolgirl's ring? A. Gary Glitter Gary Glitter and his girlfriend are in Blockbuster to hire a video for the evening. Mr. Glitter's girlfriend asks him what he wants to watch. He says "How about we get Aladdin?". His girlfriend says........ "Can't we just get a video, you're in enough trouble already." Gary Glitter was on a ship with 100 boy scouts and 100 girl guides when it hit an iceberg and started to sink. The captain announced "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!" Gary Glitter asked, "What about the children?" The captain replied, "F*ck the children!" Gary Glitter looked around eagerly and said "Do we have time?" What's the difference between greyhound racing and Gary Glitter? The greyhounds wait for the hare. What is the worst thing about being Gary Glitter? You have to go to bed before 7.00pm Gary Glitter is sitting in his living room surfing the internet on his laptop. All of a sudden, the door of the apartment whips open and his girlfriend storms through. She screams, "You ****ing asshole!" and she heads into the bedroom. Stunned, Gary flips off the computer and walks toward the bedroom, wondering, "Now what have I done?" Inside the bedroom he finds the girl furiously packing a suitcase. He asks her what's up. She responds with a hiss, "My therapist says that I should leave you and that you're a paedophile!" Gary responds, "Wow, you're pretty smart for an 8 year old." Have you heard? Gary Glitter has pulled out of Children In Need... Think thats pretty much all the Glitter jokes done now!

Did he reach out and touch you?

Funniest thread for a while!

Yeah Id let he fondle my swollox

Please MB! Ta

If he is, you just know he will score!

That made me lol! I have always had a fear of doing this as I was once told (probably an old wives tales) that the flame can go back inside you causing you internal damage?! I was told the same can happen with a aerosol (like a hairspray) if you light that too?

I went into my yahoo emails today and did my usual daily routine of claring out the spam email folder but just before I hit the delete button, one caught my eye with a funny title... 'Britney Spears vagina uninjured after car crash' Made me lol. And no, I didnt click on the 'watch it' link contained in the email. I think my computer would have been rogered by a trojan horse virusy thing if I did! Got me thinking about some of the funneh spam title emails so here are a few of the others I got... Britney Spears to join British Army Your new s'e_xual world is waiting for it's leader And loads trying to flog fake rolex. Anyone got any other funneh ones?

Im sure in the dark depths of this miserable board it may have been mentioned, but I fear if I read through every post in an attempt to find it, I may want to kill myself with all this doom and gloom here recently. So I will just ask the question, hoping someone can answer it. With Greg loaned to Watford (with a view to a permenant deal), when we play them, is he allowed to play against us? Im sure the answer is no, but just wanted to check.

I lol'd at all 3