Crouchie's Lawyer

I had a bananna, apple, some grapes and a plum the other day. Couldnt stop sh!tting in the evening! Lots of F&V is not great for your guts if they are not used to them!

Yes, losing £230 is so much more fun!

CONCRETE HTH (Very funny though to start with, then that stupid tw&t who seems to have swallowed a chipmunk starts to get very annoying!)

Captain Major lol

As much as all this 'bumping' is good for keeping my thread at the top of the forum keeping it well 'advertised' I keep clicking on it thinking you buggers are interested!

You only own half the house. While the property price goes up, so does the cost to purchase the remaining 50%. While there are a lot of banks who accept this now, there are still a few which are funny and wont give mortgages. If you and the Mrs are thinking of buying, the best advice (as a mortgage adviser) would be sit tight, save like buggery so you get a big deposit and in 6 months or so, houses will be cheaper.

Must have been over the phone then as Peter Nash is in the heart of Warsash, about 2 miles away!

Slightly ironic a 15 year old boy is defending Glitter

Cannot possibly squish all my 'I would f*ck that till it's dry' ladies into a list of 15, let alone 3. A few of the above have made me laugh though... MB or Marian have probably got the closest ones to the ones I would have though. Junction probably has the worst taste IMO! 2 looks like a bloke FFS! And there are far far far better looking girls that the 3rd one! Poor effort mate! Lol at Dicko, Sian Williams?! Top 3? Really? And Stevo, I know you mentioned you had a thing for Helen Mirren which is fair enough, saying no to her is one thing but again... top 3???

Tomorrow: Driving up to 'The Old Thorns golf club & spa hotel' in Liphook with the Mrs, and two mates and their Mrs's. Stopping off for a pub lunch on the way. Playing golf in the afternoon while the girls hit the spa for their treatments. (I cant play golf for sh!t!) Nice two course meal in the evening followed by a lot of drinking. Sat: Lazy lie in, Sauna, steam room, swim etc in the morning while the girls hit the spa for more treatments. Drive back early arvo. Over a mates house for a few smokes, pizza and playing Mario Kart, Pro Evo and wii Golf. Sun: Long lie in and chillin like a villain

Its group 16. You may struggle to find a firm willing to insure you as your under 25, but if you find one and are interested, let me know. It is a wicked car and im only selling due to getting a new company car.

I looked again before scrolling down (knowin the answer would be revealed) and noticed it. Bet she gives a good hand job!

I'd f*ck her

Did Glitter play at this gig last night? I heard he was in the area...

I could not hear it in Fareham. That is all.

War huh? What is it good for?

When me and my sister where under 18 my Mum had 4 kid's knee's FACT

That last one MB, is it meant to be 'normal' hence the mind f*ck? I cant see anything? Or am I being captain McSpazz?

getting? No, I normally take mine off before I go to bed. Im pretty sure most other blokes do too. HTH

Stop following it then!

Effort!

I never knew they did so many of those adverts. Propper lol'd at some of those. Think my favourite has to be the mouse trap one, the very last "goo" at the end!

Ah beat me to it! I too am surprised that I havent seen many Rotty's or Dobermans with tails

That is because you can no longer legally remove the tails. FACT My aunty (for legal reasons I would like to state it wasnt actually her which birthed them, it was her dog) had a litter of 10 Rotty's last year which is when I found out. I really wanted to keep one of the little blighters but she flogged them at £350 a pop each!

Dare I say rule 1?