Crouchie's Lawyer

You're entitled to your opinion I guess. I do not think I am. I was a little naughty in the past but whose past is 100% perfect? All that matters is that im not a naughty boy now, which im not. I was merely appologising to said ex for the way I left things all those years ago, and commenting on what a stunner she has become.

What job do you have then? Postie? Community police officer? Athlete?

Anyone else find this really weird? She was kind of an ex, we were not officially together but I knocked her hip out a few times. Things fizzed out as I was kind of with someone while seeing her and it didnt end well. I havent seen her for about 5 or 6 years and saw her last night. She is even more stunning now then she was then, and she was hot then! I appologised for being a twart to her and chatted for a bit. I now cant stop thinking about her and although I wouldnt do anything as im engaged and getting married next year, I cant help but think how things would have been if I had ended up with her. Best looking girl I have ever and no doubt will ever have! :smt073

How much do you honestly get? I used to play indoor footy but havent done since xmas. Play the odd game of squash once every month or so. I have started walking from a new car park every morning and evening to get to and from work. Its about a 9 minute walk. I gave up playing 11 a-side footy when I was 15. Since then I have played 3 games, this morning being one of the three. I was hanging from last night before and now feel like death!

I am unable to read, I am illiterate

Wish I had some today, have the massivist blister on my heel from playing footeh this am. First game in a year and I was hanging out my @r$e before the game having had a heavy one last night!

I have it in my sandwiches this am, with ham and tomatoes. FACT

Long weekend, good choice, gives you something to look forward to and also gives you the feeling you're starting the week on a tuesday (as in there are only 4 working days till the weekend!)

How about marketing my new band? Clamsplatter

Ah, good plannaging. DO you go for the Monday or Friday to make it a long weekend, or plum for the midweek break and take a wednesday?

Because you use your teeth too much. Come back when you have practised being more gentle

Yes, im engaged!

How else can I get my food and drink into me? You should stop $ucking c*ck though

Cheers DSM ill give that a go over the weekend. Im on holiday next week Badly timed illness. And I work for my Dad's company so would feel guilty taking time off

Tonight: mates bday - prob off to oceana. Hmmm. Tomorrow: Tidy house and mope around Sunday: Watch the footy Next week: Off work doing stuff round the house

How can you be sure its an ulcer though? I have taken a couple of gaviscon and its seems to do the trick for a while! I may try to get an appointment with my doc next week then for this pilly thingy to see if this works! Ta

Im only 25 and I love it! If you're worried about the car not being fun because its a auto, fear not, this car blows the pants off most on the road, the fact it's a 3.0 ltr sports quattro see's to that. And this is in 'normal' mode. In sports mode, its insane. I wanted a sports yet practical, and a safe but fun and professional car, and this one ticked all boxes at the time. Its a shame the credit crunch has bummed me as I love this car to bits but now having a company vehicle to drive everywhere in (with all my fuel covered and insurance etc) I cant afford to keep it!

I never take time off work and will only bring myself to go to the doctors if im on the verge of death. Im not really in any physical pain at all and hate people who waste doctors time by going to see them because they sneezed a slightly greener snot that normal. This is why I shall not be frequenting the doctors

Im so addicted to the 'Staries' game but cannot get anywhere near BTF's score of 15k (Its the game on the first page which Bridge Too Far posted the link for)

Ulcer?! How come? And how do I get rid?

Its called SMS - text it, we can do the rest

If you believe they are testicles then I suggest you leave your Husband. His real name is Jennifer. He is infact a she. Testicles are round, hand down in a sack like bag and are approximately the size of plums. HTH

Cant spell it so I will use phonics. Im sure you need to know how to make all the little dots appear above each letter to spell it right and I do not know how to do this. too-shey

Do they serve fur burgers?