Crouchie's Lawyer

Not what I was hoping for, but on at 12pm, whatelse could you expect. Informative though.

Im yet to decide on my stag destination. My best mate is getting married a month before me and as we share a lot fo the same mates (he has them during the week, I get them at weekends) We have decided to have a joint long weekend or week somewhere like Ibiza or Magaluf, then our own night or weekend somewhere over here. Im thinking Newcastle or Cardiff

My future ex wife

Late night munchies? Look no further than...

HTH

Im waiting for the day when I can remember when you topped yourself

Ouch! A bit of teeth once in a while is not a bad thing if its done gently, but 'scraping' sounds a bit too far IMO!

Ah, wee man, you scared of the bigger boys? Grow up... oh... wait...

Fixed it for you mate... FWIW, I would ruin her, she is a stunner. Quite young too and with a father like Hulk, I bet her clunge is as tight as a mouses ear!

Maybe this is why my Mrs gives great head then! She was worried about my ex's... Maybe I should talk more about them then and the frequency of said doings may increase!!!

Thank you Saint Boggy! Although im not that young, im nearly 26! I certainly dont feel very young. Im still aching from playing footy Sat am!!! Im glad you agree with my sentiments too, I feel a few people may think I dont love my current Mrs as I have made a remark about a thought I had!

Does look like a tasty mushroom though doesnt it? Would go well sat next to a bit of pig and some chickens babies

Yes... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2978434/One-woman-dead-and-another-seriously-ill-after-eating-Death-Cap-mushrooms.html Has enough poison to kill 2-3 people. I saw a picture on the tv of them earlier but they looked different to the above which tends to suggest thye dont all look the same which makes 'mushroom picking' a little more fun. Like russian roulette. We should call it 'Mushroom Roulette'

Dont mean to pick sides in this arguement but wanted to make a point... In my eyes, that leaves us with 3 outfield players who are capable for regular selection. You need the right mix of youth and experience and I am not convinced we have anywhere near enough experience to do very well this season. All IMO of course

That is correct

Im happy with her believe me! It was just strange to see her. Discussing an ex with your current Mrs is suicide, thats an unwritten male rule, you should know this! If you have feelings for them or not. Women are just made of skin, bones and jealousy!

It was cheap porn, you got to see bewbs and everything. I was in the process of being fired by Ken Duleiu on FM08 as Saints manager so teh Mrs had the remote. Made me giggle though.

I had a dream last night that we sacked Jan and employed..... wait for it..... JEFF KENNA as manager! God no!

And while im at it, why is this feckin takeover thread still running? Lowe is not going to sell his shares or recommend his proxies sell theirs for what he considers under valued and no one is going to pay over the odds for the club so we are in stalemate. People are wasting so much time on these takeover theads, they have been running for over 18 months now and we have nothing. Think of all that wasted time!

On tv now. Quite funneh. The lady who was the model had obviously decided she wanted to come across well shaven and gave herself a nice new landing strip. Problem was, she failed to account for shaving rash and she looks as if she has a nice STI!

no no no. Im perfectly happy with my mrs

So whats the diagnosis doc? Am I serious or a real life mong?

Im not so sure? The fact she wasted a JD and coke on you obviously shows she still cares! Now if it had been a bacardi breezer then I would have agreed...

Nintendo and machine gun ones are both goatse's and the smoke one looks like a pig if you look closely at the smoke

God damn filter not allowing the ones with mindf*ck in the title to be printed!