Crouchie's Lawyer

Corn beef, with chips or with salad. Its corn beef

Yes and boy am I hanging this morning!

Why thank you. I have started already with 2 pints of vodka red bull and a bottle of teh old San! Listening to Radio 1 floor fillers to get me in the mood!

Good point!

I bet I get absolutely c::nted tonight. Any odds on that?!

Dear Scud, Picking on Aids Victim when you know full well he is unable to reply to your post is kind of like kicking a man when he is down. Its just not cricket. That is all

Its called 'teh period' Stevo, its where blood randomly gushes out of her va jay jay. I think if you bled out your jap you would be pretty fookin grumpy for a few days too!

Why didnt you queers just watch a man's film like rambo, terminator or predator?! Fags!

I would let my storm trooper run wild all over her wicket warick

That you should leave them alone. HTH

With a freshly shaved penis in your head and your anal virginity no longer existing?

Whats yellow, sits at the end of your bed and takes the p*ss? A kidney dialysis machine. I actually got a warning for sending that joke around the office at my previous job because (and I didnt realise) the lady who complained's Mum was on a dialysis machine :roll:

Rohypnol. I dont remember sh*t

Glad im not the only one who likes that. Billy is fit. You maybe able to settle this arguement I have with a mate... Is that Billy's tattyboggles you see or do they get a boob double in? And from one professional women watcher to another, if it is a boob double, do you not agree they could have got someone with better mamories, rather than some that wouldnt look out of place on an ogranutan?

I just sicked a little bit in my mouth

They all have trippy costumes. Number 20 looks a little too pleased to be there. She is a definite bunneh boiler stalker freak. Number 9 looks like she is crimping out a chocolate log. Number 15 is a russian body builder. FACT Number 16 has the potential to be a stunner when she is older. That is all

... or s|uts... good times!

Today: Pub lunch with teh Mrs Tonight: Fancy dress bday party for someone I bearly know, we were invited along as there is too many girls going :roll: (see pic below for my costume) depending on how gash teh party is, leaving early and going to oceana or just waiting till end and going to oceana at end (yet to decide to go in costume or not). Sat: Listen to teh footeh probably while playing FM08, most likely chillin most of the day Sun: Watch whatever prem footeh is on the telebox while playin FM08 and chillin like a villain.

Is that Kip's little brother? Once I have him, what should I do with him then?

You eat mud?

I used to watch Hogan knows best. He was very over protective of her, hence I doubt she has had too many seckual partners and is therefore as tight as a mouses ear.

sign signs for sign

Are they all of legal age bates? If so 11, 14, 19.

Today I have mostly consumed for breakfast and lunch... 1 x pint of chocolate milk 3 x toffee crisps 1 x family sized cool dorito's 1 x lipton ice tea (bottle of) My body is a temple