Crouchie's Lawyer

Hopefully from a House which will cause you great pain

If you base the car insurances on £2k per month, house keeper at £1k per month, cost of house keeping and food etc £1k per month then that leaves me with £7k per month. Yes there will be one off's where I would spend £x here and have to use 'next months' interest to cover it, but equally, there maybe months where I am travelling through outer Mongolia and spending 13p per day so its swings and roundabouts.

Seriously? Fair play to you if you would. I would probably leave some to charity when I die but I certainly wouldnt be able to part with the whole £5m after winning it. Do you do the lottery?

Jump then

Hmmm, possibly, however earning £178k gross p.a should see to it that I could afford to holiday all over the show. I think rather than stick to one destination, I would want to travel to loads of different places.

What Sushi-cide?

Go on...

What would you do? I would buy this house http://www.rightmove.co.uk/viewdetails-16185076.rsp?pa_n=1&tr_t=buy&mam_disp=true Reckon I could get it for £1.5m, would probably spend £250k doing a few extra bits to it, I would want a pool, sauna and steam room. I'd spend £500k on cars too, with a nice sports car as well as a top of the range Range Rover or Audi Q7. That would leave me with £2.75m. I would invest this into a bank account which would give me a rate in the region of 6.50% (I'm sure you could get better). This works out (before tax) at £178.5k p.a interest which I would more than confortably live off. I'd employ a full time maid/cook too to run around after me. I would certainly retire now. Sod working for another 40 years! If inflation got to the point where my money wasnt worth a great deal sat in the bank, I would probably return to work then but for the time being I would happily live like a king!

Ill get slated but... The Streets new album

Thank god!

****-knuckle spazzmonger

Thats what I thought?

Dare I introduce the old Ayche or Hayche arguement?

The most random and funny comment on TMS for a long time!

Is he giving up gambling like a smack head looking for his next fix too then? The amount he talked about it, I would hazard a guess he spent a hell of a lot more time on bookies websites than he did on here! And im sure that was a hell of a lot more detrimental to his earnings than posting a few messages on here.

Short man slates other members of TMS shocker! :shock:

F*ck off you feltcher. Who are you anyway!

Looks like one of those pinuatta (sp?) things that you smack with a stick and get sweets out of!

With his money, I would just sit back and retire. I would not try to do things which stand a good chance of frucking me up and making me look like a c*ck! He permenantly sounds stoned too whats going on with that? He used to sound fairly normal on the TV when he did the street tricks? Thing is every time he starts to feel really bad, he can say he just needs a sheet or peace and get down to go for one which kind of defeats the object dont you think?

Nah, I think the best one I have seen on here is Sprem John. Made me lol :smt037

I see dead people

You lot are'nt STILL clutching at straws are you? A takeover is NOT on the cards, get over it. Had there been any substance in the RUMOURS it would have happened by now. And even if you believe there is substance in the rumours, do you not think if they had the money they would have already purchased us? If they are still trying to aquire funds then are we likely to be any better off with more upheaval? I dont personally want another 'Wilde' saviour who has to check down the back of his sofa to find the extra few pence to buy us. Im afraid unless we get a foreign sugar daddy, then a takeover is not likely to happen. A certain Mr Lowe will not part company with his toy for what he believes is a like for like offer. Now without trying to sound rude, it seems to be the same culprits (Trousers, Delmary etc etc) who are dragging this on and on and on and on and on and on (get my drift?). Its boring and most of us have accepted the takeover is not going to happen in the days of Paul Allen (Cue funny person saying 'Is it back on again' or 'I have seen his boat'). If you channeled even half of your 'Im a detective get me out of here' skills into supporting the team then we may play better and actually stand a chance of attracting an investor! A REAL investor, not one you lot are making up to appease yourselves! Rant over, now close this bloody thread!

All well and good when your say 16 and your mates Mums are 30 something MILF's, however unless you have Glitter tendancies, I'm sure most of your mates Mums are likely to be hovering around the 50 mark. A GILF is a lot harder to find than a MILF.

Heard on the news last night that the bloke who killed the kids called up the mother after he had done it to say 'The girls are asleep now, forever'. She called the police straight away, but it was too late by the time they got there.

I think this should answer your question AwaySaint, although I'm sure if you had read it, you would have seen this. Although, having re-read it ESB, you only say 'My Wife'. There is no indication if you are separated from said Wife. Im guessing you are not though, but this may have been AS's point?