Crouchie's Lawyer

They dont tend to find the same TV programs funneh either. Not many girls understand Team America, South Park or Freddy got Fingered either!

Because its funny Jillyanne, you wouldnt understand

But you're charging well over half of that for a knackered one. Whack it on ebay and see how it goes?

Can come kind Admin change mine to this please? Ta

Was that in the thread you started cos of me?

I have arranged a sign for them to read on their way home... http://atom.smasher.org/highway/?l1=It%27s+pronounced+aitch&l2=you+pilchards+not&l3=haitch.+And+its+Zed&l4=not+Zee%21

Whats good about it? Trivial really as im a bit of a knock of nigel when it comes to films now so dont tend to go to the cinema unless the film is a 'must see in cinema' film and I cant get a decent copy of it.

Done, I think you would be ok though, its not bad

Thats amazing!

Erm, im sure there are far worse jokes in the world jillyanne

I think he looks better that way though. He looks less cross!

Do I get an award?

All my criteria? I merely answered the question someone asked of me why I would want to go to Pompey? I stated that the Hospital is closer to where I live as opposed to going into Soton. I like it around here as I was born here. I lived in Thornhill, then Sarisbury Green then Wickham. Its a nice area and is a half way between the countryside and civilization which is what I like. I get the impression Basingstoke is more of a city

I bet he was goin' like a train....

That made me lol. I was wondering what was gonna happen, thought she would 'exorcist' hurl all over the place though

The house is on Titchfield Lane yes. And you rightly state that its opposite the golf course. However, the speed limits up until about 1 year ago were National Speed limit and are now 40 mph. It is only 30 mph going from Titchfield Mill toward Wickham up until the motorway bridge as soon as you pass the first lot of nurseries which is about 1 mile before this house. The roads are not bad, but yes some people do tend to drive along them quite quickly. Different strokes for different folkes, I just happen to like the place. Its set in a nice woodlandy kind of area too.

Happy Bday Si, only 3 months and 5 days older than me! You old git

Mentos as in the mints?

Fareham cinema is a lot less (believe it or not) skanky than Odeon or Leisure world. Last time I went to either, they were horrific. Popcorn and spilt drinks everywhere. I dont often go to Pompey but its the ability to get there more so than the desire. For example, getting to the hospital. It is easier to get to Pompey (yes I am fully aware of the added risks in catching something from a hospital in skatesville).

Are you asking for the postcode or telling me thats how you know its a crap location?

Citibank do one... http://www.citibank.co.uk/personal/banking/saveinvest/saving/fsaver/splash/index.html?source=3663&gclid=CL-U1fDc8ZUCFQuH1QodIHspfg Seems pretty good, but ING as Scud says is probably the best http://www.ingdirect.co.uk/savings/Default.asp?ct=1

Do you actually know where that is? Very close to Wickham Golf Course, just far enough away from the Cities and town's (Southampton, Fareham & Portsmouth) yet not too far you cant get to any. I would live there over most places in Hampshire any day of the week. Why do you think its a crap location?

As a child I found it difficult to share my 25p mix up bag of sweets with my sister, there is no way I would share 50 million penny sweets with the whole of Africa! That wouldnt leave me with many or indeed any!

Yes, they are also known as Children in Need