Crouchie's Lawyer

Congrats DSM. I found these the other day and was wondering who they belonged to, I think I know now. Did you want them back?

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Clothes probably. Havent brought any in a while and all this walking around naked is getting boring now

Yellow pussy

I bet you're the kind of person that finds the News at Ten 'a right royal jolly barrell of laughs' Is one correct my old chum?

I like to develop random ticks in meetings. The person talking will be waffling on about figures and profit margins when I love to just bang the table lightly and make a loud 'bip' noise whilst flaring my nostrils and looking slightly bosseyed. They f*cking love it

Dear Scottys Mom, Do you fancy a bit of dogging on Bournemouth beach? Lots of love Im_no_sinner xxx

Why cant I see the pictures anymore? Just a stupid picture of a cog firing orange sh*t and two http://www.andreamclean.tv blue banners? They were there earlier?! MB if by ghey legs you mean long, tanned and would look good wrapped around my face, then yes, they are ghey legs

What I hate: Not being fit anymore Not being as skinny as I used to Ache's and Pains (god sounds like im 55 not 25!) Stepping in or sitting on chewing gum Stepping in dog sheet Money or lack of it Fat ugly ladies Slow drivers Teh annoying people on TV e.g people from big brother Having to work The list goes on and on and on but I cant be bothered to go on as ill end up depressing myself

I had this on in the background while playing FM08, the non preggers naked girl was a fitty. She had nice bewbs too

Nope you're right, you certainly wouldnt hurt anyone

The company I work for maintains the air con at ITV/GMTV in Londonium Town. I have an access all area's pass (check me out). I was in the canteen when Loose Women finished today. Il Divo did a ghey song at the end of the show and after it finished, they all came through with the presenters of Loose Women to chat and were sat a few yards away from me. The one you are thinking of is the 'hot' one MB refers to above which I said to him in a text. Its Andrea McLean. Super fit...

Mortgage £689 (although going up about £100 as of Dec ) Council Tax £120 ish Car loan £200 I wish I could get rid of it. Been on Autotrader for about 10 weeks in total now and havent even had a call. Started the price off at £10k (which is how much I purchased it for less than 1 year ago) and now its down to £6750 ono! Think its gonna need to come down even further!

Facebook Here b-anter Red tube You porn Yahoo Mail BBC ebay a site I get my DVD's from Internet banking (Smile & LTSB) Autotrader These are prob the most frequently used ones.

Knock Knock Who's there? Usain Bolt in a Pompey shirt nailing two bears to a cross with screws from Steven Hawking's wheelchair

And this is the difference between saints fans and pompey fans. Pompey fans would pull the trigger for the ticket.

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Why does he sit at the top of stairs?

Franks and beans!

That was exactly what I was going to say!

Did you make that up yourself?

Agreed, it is also a fond album of mine, there is some top tunage on that album. I went to Amsterdam with teh Mrs a year ago, on a sodding long coach trip so listened to all 3 albums back to back. Very good.

Having lived on that road for 3 years in the house which is probably the closest to the road (front door to road is only about 2 metres!) having a house 25 metres from the road would be a luxury! I must have driven down that road over a thousand times and have never really had any problems. From your name, would I be right in thinking you're from Swanmore then?

He keeps it at the top of the stairs and uses a Stenna Stair lift to get up and down. He has two wheelchairs (Yes Wheelie Stevo/Deppo) one for upstairs, one for down

Yeah its not bad, only really one or two mediocre songs. Its definitely a grower too. You should get Napster (its legal now) and grab a copy of a program called tunebite. Napster costs me £9.99 p/m and Tunebite was a one off £10-£15 (im sure it can be found for free on tinterweb). Napster songs can be played on your computer till your hearts content, however they are protected files which stops you burning them to CD's or transferring to MP3 players. This is where Tunebite comes in. When you play the Napster track through tunebite, it makes a perfect copy of said track which is not protected which allows you to burn it onto a CD. Hey presto, all the songs you can be bothered to legally download for £9.99 p/m! That is, if you dont mind not having a CD case!