A skate and a Saints fan were walking down southsea sea front, when the skate kicked a bottle. All of a sudden this genie appeared , and said for releasing me, you may have one wish each.
The skate said, "I'll go first I kicked the bottle". "I would love you to put a 100 foot high wall around my beloved Portsmouth, to keep the scummers out".
The genie said "your wish is my command". And as they turned around a 100 foot wall appeared. **** me, that'll do the job he said.
My turn said the Saints fan.. "Now fill the Bast*rd with water"....