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You sure this aint a gay dating forum???

I was sitting on the edge of the bed last night, pulling off my boxers when the mrs said to me "Please don't do that to the dogs"! :-)

Hi all Can anyone tell me what pubs in town are showing the game, do food also and will let my 8 year old in to eat and watch game. Cheer Easty COYR

Christopher Lloyd morphs into the ref and sends De Ridder back to the future....!

Saturdays fixtures are great for us too, West Ham v Brighton Middlesborough v Derby Ipswich v Palace

Top of the league looks so so pretty COYR

Marriage is like a deck of cards. . . In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a ****ing club and a spade!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81869689/

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I treated the wife to one of those 'fish pedicures' the other day and I must say I was very pleased with the result. Those piranhas don't **** about do they.

come on saints hit back

get the uck in

Coyr

Been living in Gospit for the past 10 mths, now I know the neighbours. COYR

I have to admit, when ever I go back to Harefield Estate and visit my sister I do cringe a bit. I was brought up on the Estate untill I left Moorhill in 76. Back in the good old days, it was still a $hit hole but it was home, there was never loads of rubbish laying anywhere, just seems now a days, people who live on these estates have no respect and throw their crap everywere. On the subject of the Exford and the shops area, about bloody time was always the worst part of the estate.

This normally gets the juices flowing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EneCtqseRew&feature=related

Looks like a pigeon to me

Worst text message award. Sitting in a bar in Tenerife and getting a text from a friend stating Marcus had died.

Ever seen a grown man cry COYR

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Why????

I got thrown out of McDonalds this morning. The girl serving me was an absolute stunner and she told me she could make it large for 30p. I replied that she already had, but could she w*nk me off for a pound.

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After many returns to the local Chinese a man gathers enough courage to go in and ask the beautiful Chinese girl who serves behind the counter who he's fancied for ages for a date. Surprisingly she agrees to go out with him the following week. That week he took her out for dinner and managed to get her back to his place afterwards. Both of them drunk, they pounce on each other as soon as they walk through the front door. He gets her up to his bedroom and tears off her clothes then dives in. During the heat of the moment he says, "How about a sixty-nine?" "What!?! I'm not cooking at this time of night!"

get the uck in