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did you get this sorted Pilchards? Sorry I've been quiet, I've been working hard on the new lasenza website. tough work :-)

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I remember when Wimbledon fans turned out in force at The Dell to support them as they would go down if they lost (we sent them down), and the Archers getting a great chant of "Where were you when you were good" going - it was very funny indeed.

I was at the Dell years ago when they held a reserve game there and some geezer (I'd seen him at loads of away matches and he'd seemed ok) starting giving the monkey noises to one of our own players. I challenged him, he said it was a joke, I said it was ****ing stupid and illegal, and he shut the **** up. Simples. Helps that I'm not the worlds smallest bloke probably, but I'm also soft as ****e.

Simon's Pie Charts is great - there's another site where Simon airs his views on it all. Missing Missy was a cracker I thought

Grow up Matty, Grow up Nicky to the ******** chimes

I think the laws are actually ok - it's the application of the laws that's the problem. Referees never seem to yellow card anybody for dissent, and diving goes unpunished all the time. If there was a crackdown - say first 5 games of next season the FA let it be known that the laws will be strictly applied then a) there would be carnage - Terry or Rooney would go for 2 bookables for dissent in the first 45 of the first game but b) we might see the game played more cleaning. Of course due to c) the massive outcry in the media and from the PFA it'll never happen

That was superb - cheers Kraken.

Is it free now that Steve's company are hosting it?

Dignitas I think, or maybe a long swim off the coast of Southern Australia...

His report when we relegated Wimbledon from the Premiership was superb. "Where were you when you were good!"

genuine laugh out loud...

St Lucia, having breakfast. My mates dad appeared on CNN later in the day (his sister was on the Lockerbie plane so his dad is now an expert on airport security) just to top off how surreal it all was. First time I felt hated as a westerner - most of the indigenous population of St Lucia seemed to think it was funny / brilliant.

my experience of having lived and work in London, Paris, Sydney, KL, HK, Boston, San Francisco, Auckland, Singapore etc. is that there are arseholes everywhere, whether they are white, black, brown, pink or yellow, male, female, gay or straight (or both). I sometimes wonder if the whole human race is actually united in common hatred of everybody else. This forum bears out this theory...

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yes, yes & **** yes

It could easily be life threatening, my mum is on intensive care in Southampton at the moment and the bloke next to her is in a serious condition because he fell off a ladder trying to get into his own house as he'd locked himself out. Only fell a few feet and landed on his head. My old neighbour fell over and cracked his head on a curb stone and it was touch and go for about 3 weeks. *If* it is the bouncers, I hope it's on CCTV and the thick lunk goes down. Get well soon Dan

With transfers yes. Paying himself a massive packet in wages in dividends, no

When I was at the FA a couple of weeks back, he parked next to me - he's got a lovely Aston Martin. the arse (jealousy is indeed involved in that statement)

QPR stockpiling gits http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/qpr-stockpiling-gits-201108254237/

****ing fair play to her

Liking the Fantasy Football reference there

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