Guan 2.0

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6625397.stm "Their investigation follows reports that men bitten by the Phoneutria nigriventer experienced priapism - long and painful erections".

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6625397.stm "Their investigation follows reports that men bitten by the Phoneutria nigriventer experienced priapism - long and painful erections".

Sauce? (not claiming you are wrong just wondering where you're info came from) and maybe not directly from the british taxpayer, after all it is the European Capital of Culture. Although we are part of the EU, so...

Sauce? (not claiming you are wrong just wondering where you're info came from) and maybe not directly from the british taxpayer, after all it is the European Capital of Culture. Although we are part of the EU, so...

Not this weekend. International Break:smt117 One thing I will regret when heading back to 'pool is the fact that no pub in the city will ever show a saints match unless we're in the cup against them or everton...

Very good. And what, pray tell, has Southampton got the fortune of exhibiting this weekend? Pint and a fight, plus vomit? Oh, that's right it has nothing, all year round....

Or McMenemy, with his Drink Driving Conviction. Especially dishonourable seeing as he was the promoting Barbican at the time...

And with this comes the problem of winning the two previous games. The other players may have had more time to integrate, so rather than upset the 'gang' mentality that has emerged, the new boys may now get put in, seeing as the established youngsters have had a chance to fail.

Indeed, a real 'crazy gang' us-against-the-world spirit, reminiscent of the original Wimbledon, mixed in with Rudd Gullit's dream of 'shexy football'.

Whenever I go out In Liverpool, it always amazes me how much better the night-life is. From the traditional student dives, to the wine bars, to the ****tail hang outs, jazz venues, and mamba rooms, it seems that every taste is catered for. They have venues like walkabout and mood dedicated to keeping the cheese/chav/R'n'b lite crwod away from the rest of the clubs populace, so everybody knows to go anywhere but there. Whenever I go to Southampton however, it seems to be that the only venues above tiny or small levels are either Ikon, diva or their scaled down clone alternatives. I mean, Unit 22 and Nexus were hardly my choice of night, but at least they offered something different. And before anyone chips in, I regard orange rooms/mono etc. as somewhere to go for a drink at the start of an evening, not the end. I honestly think that if Southampton followed some of Liverpool's leads on night-life, (as well as how to put your city on the map for the right reasons http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2017912/How-the-Chief-Constable-of-Merseyside-Bernard-Hogan-Howe-cut-crime-again.html http://www.liverpool08.com/) people could be proud to announce their location again (I'm actually born and raised in Winchester, but you get the picture, and besides, not many people North of Basingstoke know where Winchester is

I think (well, hope) this is a gallows humour joke , to make light of our financial situation. However, if it is not, those involved would do better to organise a March of 15,000 extra saints fans. They could march on the Stadium, March their way through the turnstiles (paying as they march) and then to the 'sit down march' as they cheer the saints on. To a 2-1 home defeat. In a match where it is announced our best player is to be sold :-) P.S. Top bombing on the staed aims of the wind up I can see it now: MW: "Boss ther iz 12 people outside ya, and zey look preety disgruntallled" RL: "Cripes! Confounded again! Damn that wastrel Burley. Oh well Michael, best retrieve the money we've been stealing all these years from the Safe we bulit into the original Ted Bates statue, and buy back all the players we sold simply to line our pockets. Oh, and get any of the multitudes of investors on the phone, and this time lets not pretend to be spacemen and make farting sounds down the receiver when they offer to purchase our shares at thrice the value we bought them for".