Guan 2.0

4-4-f'kin 2 while there's still time...

Anybody know how Wycombe are getting on?

This is why, post match, when there has been reports of trouble, and certain posters try and pie off any criticism of those involved by saying things like "just stay home and drink tea/knit with your missus if you can't handle football, hurh hurh hurh, i'm a blokey bloke", it makes me wonder just how short-sighted some of our fans can be. That and the perception that football and Violence have to go hand in hand, and anything else is beyond the scope of human comprehension...

One of the only times being a Saints fan in Liverpool comes in handy... 1-2 to us I feel. Pay on the gate, happy times!

Surely Pompey can make some money off of this? Maybe film rights would sort them. Portsmouth City Football Club in: 'Carry on trading' Full of right Tits and Arses, all trying and convince a judge they're not insolvent. See Wideboy 'Storrie Teller' try and seduce the Judge into letting them off through brown envelopes and winking. And Laugh time and time again as the spectral figure of mysterious 'Al Mirage' possess his subordinates to announce he has the money necessary to save the club...as the gasping courtroom looks on... Only to finish his sentance with "... from the £90,000 creditor, leading to deflation and maniacal ringing from the club's 1 remaining fan, Rastafarian John Bell-end W******d. At the conclusion, a steady stream of Busty electricians, office employees and St Johns Ambulance workers invade the courtroom, and chase the Directors around the chambers with oversized rolled up bills, Benny Hill style. Then Fratton Park collapses due to lack of Interest. Fín.

Anyone have the relevant emails of the echo/national journo's who could clarify this? All in the interests of research purposes of course...

Translation: "Can we break the rules even further? We might be able to give you money and everything. It's just that in the likely event that we can't, we want to have passed the liability onto some easy mark". Hard to tell whether HMRC will go for this, seeing as Pompey have only payed up when being forced to thus far, and even then fought it at every stage...

Grant, Grant, wherever you may be, You Pay for sex with Thai Ladies It could be worse, at least they've got money And they're not stuck in the bottom 3

+1. Do it.

Keeping in the vein of dealing a blow to cup teams who impede our progress, how much for a cheeky late bid for Beckford?

PW Antonio-Morgan----Lallana-Holmes Butler Giving Lambert a rest, or a chance to come on with papa as a double impact sub.

Listening to the Brentford commentary, Benard's miss sounds even worse! Interestingly, they doubt they have 2 goals in them for the second half. They also scream like ox's when The bees nearly score!

With their unorthodox (no pun intended) management team, surely the image below would act as the perfect theme?

I forgot the trainers. Although I have over the last 3 years, come to realise that although being away from Southampton means getting to less matches, being a (slightly) mature student amongst young girls away from home for the first time and willing to experiment has some advantages. There are a few Dads that hate me now.

Hardly. You have no idea what I managed to get out of the deal.

I was Listening to the Draw with the GF, and when It was announced, I commented that I would most likely be travelling down south on the saturday for sunday, Forgetting what date it was. She then spent 5 minutes outlining the lengths she was willing to go to convince me to stay up here. It worked. Still heading down if it's on the Saturday though, don't get why the 13th would be a problem for anyone?

It's Utaka though, so hopefully his goal bonus on top of his 80,000 a week wage will send them under.

+1. Running on the pitch is f'kin pointless, the fact that kids are the ones most up for it says it all. Probably the same people who like encourage/enjoy it are the ones that think raising and stretching your arms during the 500th rendition of 'stand up if you hate pompey' proves something to the Skates. Threaten to Ban the kid(s) and or the parents (if they actually attend the games and don't use SMS as a drop off crèche) for a year next time they do it, quiet word in the ear job should sort it.

Went to the game yesterday, and Chiquitos afterwards (which btw is an excellent place to recover from the bitter cold whilst you wait for the traffic to clear, a few other saints fans had a similar idea). Thomas was absolutely magnificent, especially in the second half, MOTM fo' sure. Thought Waigo was wasted out wide, should have been alongside Lambért for the Flick ons and knock downs, but hey ho. Antonio was dreadful and his injury didn't even win us a free kick. Talking of which, The freee kick which we scored from in excellent fashion should not have been given, but i felt we could have had a penalty in the first half. So swings and roundabouts. Best despair to joy moment for many a moon was had when their forward fluffed his feet from all of 1 yard out, superb stuff. So recommendations for the next home game are: Someone puts their arm around Morgan and encourages him to shoot, his nerves about not breaking his duck could be costly. He got into excellent positions yesterday, only to pass it to a worse placed team-mate. Waigo or Connolly alongside Lambért in a front two in an orthodox 4-4-2. Empanadas, Chimichangas (slow cooked beef) and Banana Taquitos.

Does anyone have any idea of any branches offering deals in Winchester/fair oak/chandlers ford? I get back down south on the 18th, so I'll have to work fast...

Not in Liverpool, they won't...

Same with me, although a few years before! First Game I went to we lost 2-1 to Nottingham Forest, Stone and Jean Claude darchville for them, Le Tiss last minute pen for us. Hooked on saints ever since...

Yeehah!

1-1, get in! My betting for disappointment never lets me down, even if Saints do.