Guan 2.0

A man goes to prison and, as soon as he walks in, his huge, buff cellmate says to him, "We’re gonna play house. Do you want to be the mummy or the daddy?" After thinking about it for a minute, the man slowly answers, "Well, if I have to choose, I guess I’ll be the daddy." "OK," his cellmate says, "then get over here and suck mummy’s ****."

I think his aim is to troll until a 'Hope you die soon' sainstweb homepage is set up by biters.

This isn't the fault of FIFA, The Sun (who I think got the story from a paper in norway, not sure how they would have paid him), or anybody else. If True (a big if), the only good thing Claus has done in this affair is come clean (provided it wasn't for a pay day). Trying to deflect doesn't justify what is said to have happened. Anybody involved at the time who took part in the alledged incidents are the ones that should be condemned, if true.

Same here.

I like how they use the badge as bullet points. Three times.

Please send John Terry to that island.

My source that informed me of the Davis transfer ahead of time, has told me it is looking like a no-go. A significant sum is being demanded. And we all know how well that goes down around these here parts....

Exactly. Would be a good idea for a sainstweb slush fund if the mods announced how much money it would take to ban him...

He was i think? Two seperate loans.

Hammond is fourth out of four for me, and so probably still a squad player. Which means we need to sign another CM to make up the 4th spot/squad player role.

The curse of the three post limit!

Just heard another bit of good news is on the way...!

Wayne bridge has it figured out. Move to an area where his Girl is least likely to get hit on. Continue to get paid by man city. Less expectation and pressure in the championship

Actually a very good post. Didn't just say 'It's ****', gave plenty of reasons why. Saved many people some money, I think!

Keith Loves Amy.

I know. I was talking about today. Hence my not including the photo. FFS.

I'm sure they are watching the problems with luggage, and the no show by the red arrows quite eagerly...

How can they hope to sign new players, if they still have massive debts? Will they be breaking even after losing two players? Oh and i think Lowe may have attracted investment through a stadium share issue? If memory serves.

Garlands? Only thursday night is straight/student night. Wonder what he was doing there?

Equinox is the best salon I have come across, also a very friendly vibe. Plus free Whisky/Brandy!

Shut up WT. Whilst you're bedwetting/monging/drinking shandy/dressed in a jester hat (I think those are the traditional insults), Dune/Turkish et al are desperately seeking approval for themselves (and our fanbase) from strangers on twitter, by checking out other males to make sure that they are wearing various labels that magazines and other 'top lads' have told them are the dogs. They then grant approval to these rivals, whilst simultaneously gaining validation themselves by doing so. Afterwards, they appear on every single ****ing thread on here, to act as serial contrarians and oppose any and all actions they deem an abberation from this 'top lad' code. It's called having pride. And its definitely really cool and manly.

She knows whom she is.

Apart from all the premiership players we are speculating on, I would bring Robert Koren up with us from Hull.

Are all the pubs showing it? Do they have to pay to show beeb games like they do sky?