Guan 2.0

I really hope Boruc gets fit. I couldn't beleive we managed to sign him, but his physical and mental rustiness were part of the bargain. You don't get a 100% fit keeper of his stature just waiting in the wings to randomly to sign for a club. Get him on the running machine, and tell the next tosspiece to cry in to their cornflakes once the whhhhhhaaaaambulance arrives next time they see a bottle move sideways.

Mods, can we merge this with the 7th minute applause thread? They are both equally brilliant and earnestly head-mental. I shall be making my first visit to St Marys tomorrow, despite a chest infection. So after I have coughed all over one of the model wannabes, I will check the programme for any signs of Cortese vengeance for the benefit of spyinthesky and the others in the Tinfoil crew.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOjB_9sDlLo

How about a high stakes thriller with a road house twist? 'Lucky Lungs' treads the line between moral shades of grey, letting it all ride on the whims of a dames good favour and an away draw for Zaragoza. Through his contacts in his main hangout, 'The board', he learns that local pervert Neel Alaan is contaminating the spam supply of a local shanty town with regurgitated feces. This wouldn't normally concern Lucky, but now the sick from the shanty town are coming to his board and spreading their filth. Along with a sage old black gentleman, former corrupt cop, 'The Saint' Clark, who recently saw the light, he's going to clear up Alaan and his followers, and learn Japanese from Tokyo. They'll learn it doesn't pay to make Lungs crabby.

All excellent points Cheam. But I think our formation is more 4-2-3-1 , with MS or JC covering when the full backs bomb on.

Why all the 'we gave your boys one hell of a beating' attitude on here? I would have thought that a 2-0 win with excellent attacking play would have brought out some positive reactions and a bit of looking onwards and upwards. Instead we have all this backchecking of anyone who said a peep against the way the season was going? If you really must moan about something, moan about Merrington and his noddy comments about NA not being his own man. When talking about a guy whose first act with Cortese was to tell him to stick his job if he wouldn't give Scunny a payout FFS.

Can we do a villa and get mad on the internet when no-one joins in?

Here: http://www.nufcblog.org/2012/11/southampton-vs-newcastle-united-match-highlights/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=southampton-vs-newcastle-united-match-highlights#.ULJt6YYXEW- Only short. Seems Alan Pardew still can't win in the rain!

Charz bud. Your tales of rise and falls make me want to film a student short about the dangers of gambling. T'riffic tips though.

To be honest, I thought the sacking of Pardew was slightly the wrong side of 'Meh'. It wasn't like Hoddle leaving, or our downward slide after Strachan announced he would be going at the end of the season, but i wasn't jumping for joy either. I did feel we put too much into the JPT, i Was glad to be able to be there when we won the thing! As for owing Pardew anything.... He did realise the potential of a few individuals and bring them in, and he deserves credit for that. But we did underperform, fitness was patchy, and many players never looked near their potential levels. Adkins took us to a new level, and made us play as a team. Plus, our second season form stank. I don't know why so many point to the Rovers 4-0 result like it means we were giants of the division. Maybe MLG will correct me, But Bristol Rovers had the worst goals conceded, finished 3rd from bottom, and lost 10 at home.

CL, what do you like the look of today?

Ha, heard that so many times from varied pundits, for some reason a fair few believe we won the thing! Probably because reading are a bit mickey mouse, but still....

http://www.barnsley-chronicle.co.uk/sport/article/5874/buzsakys-thanks-to-cash-strapped-pompey I thought they were month to month only?

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It's not hilarious, because there's nothing clever or funny chanting something like that. But you seem to now be ok with people more or less saying 'You know you're a ****ing black ****, move on' as if he's at fault for being offended by it. Charming.

Never let the Military interfere in church matters IMO.

Fixed it for you.

I don't know why this thread got so de-railed. Forget John Terry - what this means is that a vocal minority of Saints Fans were parroting the view that Anton Ferdinand is a '****ing black ****', and supporting it, under the umbrella of 'Banter'. And if people cannot see what is wrong with labelling someone as that, they have something very wrong with them.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/oct/05/john-terry-judgment-commission John Terry did say the words "****ing black ****" to Anton Ferdinand as an insult The commission rejected the defence Terry had advanced all the way through his criminal trial and FA proceedings. Terry had claimed he used those words only because he was repeating them back to Ferdinand, to deny Ferdinand's accusation that Terry had just called him a "****ing black ****". "We are quite satisfied that the offending words were said by way of insult," the commission concluded.

You forgot 'For me, we don't have enough width, I'd like to see us switch to 4-4-2' @ every game i listen to.

Really? So do you don't remember the 10,000 strong (sorry, I forgot, using your Pompey maths 230,000 strong) riot after you had won? And the following victories where you brought in ringer players via debt you couldn't service from invisible men and gun runners? But no no, tell us you don't care once more as you circle jerk each other with tales of dock worker strikes and Markus the Nazi tank driver. Seriously, I'm not sure what's more pathetic, the fact that you post this sh1t after being shown up time and time again, or the fact that using seemingly skate-wide mental gymnastics, you appear to convince yourself that Saints fans are obsessed with your plucky honest massive club, and no elelment to the contrary is true. In the eternal words of Tim Canterbury:

What was said?