Guan 2.0

Credit to factlessallen, he saw yellow journalism and gave it just the right tint of blue so that the locals could enjoy it without engaging their brains one ioata. Lets's face it, you could **** on the skates, tell them it's raining and expect them to lap it up if you told them they were the bestest afterwards.

Yes, it would be awful if the media love in, the reports of 'fans turn down harris' (what everyone, everwhere?) came to a sudden halt, wouldn't it. Someone with more contacts than I will have to do so, though..

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-21498874 But none of them are romanian?

Loved his stand up, and his really funny films with Gene Wilder. RIP mate.

Nope, 'trust or bust' is their mantra now, as is '100% fan-owned community club', no matter how untrue either of these cases become!

Yeah, drinks/bottles never get thrown at the aformentioned gigs or performances when the crowd don't like something they've seen or heard. Oh.

The totally unbiased 'special one' of Hampshire Journalism no less - who is a fund pledging member of the PST....

Can someone send me the PM please? (It's Saintsforver all over again!)

And then he sprayed some aftershave on you?

No-one you know 'in the real world' will ever have the opinion of the majority of people who disagree with you on this board. And not because you choose to socialise with those whose personalities and opinions compliment (if not mirror), your own, but because the 'other side' on this board are wrong about everything. Obviously.

Adam Blackmore ‏@bigadamsport No @saintgert you and others are defending players(mostly to Pompey bash) when my point is players should be treated same as other creditors Expand 2h Steve Grant ‏@SteveGrant1983 @bigadamsport So far, they have, ie they've received not a penny Expand 2h Trousers ‏@Lord_Trousers @SteveGrant1983 @bigadamsport Careful Steve....pointing out the facts = Pompey bashing... Expand 2h Adam Blackmore ‏@bigadamsport @Lord_Trousers @SteveGrant1983 My original point was not about clubs, but about the vagaries of Football Creditors rule - u think it's fair? LOLdy

I also LOVE how they are bigging up penny the belly, for calling for the PM to condemn the PFA for 'promising one thing then doing another'. The fact that the PFA were promised one thing than told another after the agreement was made, seems to have gone over their heads (unlike a sticky bun, she would have reached up to grab that).

Can someone remind big adam that no-one is standing up and saying 'those poor footballers', they are infuriated that not only have 'good ol' pompey' not paid any money owed to any creditor (despite the heavily reduced sums) through two admins, and they continued to not only 'pay' transfer fees they couldn't afford, they are now trying to justify not giving those players the wages they earned during matches to keep them up/down! They bang on forever about the need for fairness and keeping integrity by being 'competitive', but they shaft all creditors to do it, then don't pay up anyway. This is ALWAYS ignored by journalists, broadcasters and political figures, leading the blue few to feel like they are justifed in their whining, which pays their pathetic mewling over being 'punished for the same crime twice' and 'punishing the fans, not the criminals' even more detestable! What they actually mean is they have been given lenient points penalties, which have yet to may any impact on their survival in the instances it has occurred. Bunch of Cunts.

The monkey/ni*ger chanters should be let off in light of this new evidence.

That's almost 3/4 of the 7500 that stayed behind for 7 hours at Bournemouth to chant 'You lack robustness, you haven't scored yet'. Great fans.

Just like the skates to miss the obvious. Of course, in Portsmyth, people are considered 'fair game', just by virtue of showing their support for southampton FC in their choice of clothing. In Southampton however, people tend not to go all danny dyer when they see a young child hoisted alongside an upside down flag at a train station. Of course, the popmpey tradition is to join in with the riot that you start after winning a match, but that's a whole 'nother story..... (btw, does anybody else find it odd how that mass riot gets swept under the rug every time PFC's 'massive' 'loyal' (i.e. 40 strong) support is brought up)?

Nonsense. I think your jealousy of Pompey has blinded you there mate. It will be all 3000 that were there yesterday. In other news, can someone translate this please? http://fansonline.net/portsmouth/mb/view.php?id=481941

My sunderland supporting mate text me to say there weren't enough smoke bombs to have mad bantz : (

Pompey lose in their second rate derby, heading to league 2 if they survive. Harry Redknapp is seeing his reputation (which never stood up to any form of scrutiny) fall to pieces, as he takes a portsmouth-like side embodying the worst aspects of the game to the championship. Saints can look up the table, after beating the champions of england 3-1. I've stolen Neil Allen's parargraph structure. Who the F**k is laughing now!?

Depends on who has the ball, going by the first half...

Someone Email the beeb to test their bias

That was after relegation? Same myth as good ol 'arry having only 90k to spend...

Well this was written just before the latest twist... and here we are again. This is indeed the gift that gives on giving. At this rate, I will have to put together another Neil Allan/hitler piece, On one hand, you have Colin Farmery over at the PST, begging people not to be swayed by an outfit that might have more than a promissory note signed 'PUP!' in its bid proposal: Colin Farmery, the trust’s spokesman, said: ‘The key thing people need to understand is the trust’s bid is ready to go. ‘It’s financed and this bid can go tomorrow. ‘News of any other bid is just speculation but the bottom line is the trust’s bid is ready to go. ‘We have always said a community-based bid is right for the club.’ Just as the first court appearance was a 'two minute rubber stamping job'. After all, court delays point to a robust bid! However, despite the fact they may have 50p to rub together, Keith Harris may now be left singing 'I wish i could buy' to himself ..wish I could buy, but i can't "Yes you can", no i can't. The FL won't let me : ( All of which leaves the blue few hopelessly split, realising that answering any difficult questions with "back the bid, the best way to ensure I can avoid answering any questions is to convert your pledges!" does not point to the best possible business model. Soon they may realise that even Joseph Karloff had a more 'robust' long term plan with his seaside shenanigans. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrbourdome. After all, this decayed, patchwork visage, kept alive by unnatural and illegal means, bringing nothing but grief to those who thought they understood and control it, suits Portsmouth FC down to the (fat clogged) ground.

Let's hope this is the defence in court. "and why did you assult this woman?" "SCUM ARMY, Mad bantz your honour" "Case dismissed!" Jurors started shoving each other, judge throws a smoke bomb. Hope the guys who did this get a lifetime ban in addition to jail time. Also lol at the guy earlier in the thread who said he wouldn't provide testimony becuase 'never grass up a fellow saints fan' or something similarly danny dyer. Hope he gets into fender bender one day and the only witness will refuse to help as he's an AA member like the guy that hit him.