Hatch

Pray to God for no infections. Then you will know the true meaning of pain...

trampoline. A 10 footer. That is all, but it is the most interesting thing that has happened to me today so far, so I thought I would share the moment.

Karma Sutra Edition III page 27

Didn't that taxi driver in Eastenders get killed by a spider that fell off a banana

I Agree, Setting fires to trains (you need to use) on tracks (you need to use) is always the best way to sort out the problems and get you to work quicker.

Was the image taken from a web cam? http://www.pfcwestwood.com . Could be a big earner.

That's what caught me out. I got 24/35. The only ones I got wrong were the ones about Flamingo crossings and White Argentinain Snow Leopard crossings.

Fri - Out for meal in maidenhead with birds mates Sat - Watch Ingerland, the go dogging. Sun - paint bathroom

What is that black thing sticking out of the right hand side curtains.

He should have bought Shaun Wright Phillips

Last night I stuck a few pence on Jacksonville and Cleveland to win the Super Bowl

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1651128.ece “Up until it happened he was playing well and a Premier League club was showing interest. “But it fell apart when the story hit the papers. He lost confidence and was booed and jeered.” So he wants to leave then.

I'll give 2 weeks before 'never seen before' nudey pics of her get on the web.

I think the area would make a good suitable landfill site

That's whats wives are for.

Cool, Senator Hatch.... Gonna be President one day, you mark my words.

You think it's bad now, it will be President Schwarznegger in 8 yrs time

Rule 1 the QS

of course.

A thrilling 1-0 against Man Utd beats ten 1-0 wins against Doncaster, Plymouth, etc etc.... Option A. When I am on my deathbed I will remember the 6-3 man Utd game and not the 1-0 last week at Derby.

What the **** is a toucan or puffing crossing. Surely thats made up. I can honestly say I have never heard of them

Did you know that the whole concept of Gyms was conceived by a gay. True Story.

You don't get fitties at the gym, the fitties don't need to go to the gym, only the saggy or the obese go. People only say fitties go to try and justify their £75/month membership fee.

Portishead

Fail, probably due to being over the limit, or swearing at Micra drivers