Hatch

Didn't they want SGE last time, I'm sure they could get him from Mexico

Johnny Foreigner will try anything to get passed customs these days

Lager

Ligaments

LOL at Newcastle fans parading around with '****ney Mafia Out' banners and then ending up with Terry Venables.

Skates 0 Chelsea 4 Just thought I would mention it

I would buy Bradley Wright Phillips

Tough times, tough times indeed

Does anyone else have a birthday this year?

Congrats Grand dad

Eastenders script writers

Agree with 5 of your list.

What I am interested in is how do you score points in an interview? Was it like a quiz?

Nottinghamshire: Jefferson, Shafayat, Wagh, Patel, Prince, Swann, Read, Ealham, Adams, Pattinson, Shreck Hampshire: Brown, Carberry, Lumb, Benham, Ervine, Pothas, Dawson, Mascarenhas, Tremlett, Tomlinson, Tahir Hants batting first 29-0 Somerset are 20-2 v Lancs.

Why is it bad, what's happened?

done that, now it's upside down

Watford a few years ago was extremely bad.

Now it's happened to a Man Utd player the FA will now have to get off it's arse and be seen to be doing something. Nothing will actually happen, just a lot of talk and then everyone will forget about it in two weeks time.

Might as well stay there for a few more days, and save driving back up.

Bathroom Holiday Whores

Lol

Any team news yet?

Not personally funded by me though.

Q: Knock Knock A: Steven Hawkin coming down the stairs.

If every time I bought a ticket it resulted in a baby being shot I would have to think twice about it.