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I dont have the avatar function switched on so I didnt even know it had changed until i checked due to this thread.

and another thing that I was thinking about the other day. I am sure the old and correct term was 'Splitting Image' and that has now become 'Spitting Image' Can anyone confirm this.

My favourite from an old work mate and one that I now use myself. 'He is a nasty piece of cake' Cracks me up just thinking about it.

Rupert Lowe has a huge ****.

No, before you would only get beaten up Monday to Friday, but now you will get beaten up on Saturday as well.

It was more than six so I had to type it all out as per Grandstand vidiprinter rules.

Violent crimes are up 22% (twenty two per cent) on this time last year. bbc link. That is just ridiculous.

High School Musical dressing up outfit

What about an art set. Easel, paints etc...

I quite like it. Made me smirk.

I didn't need to watch that show he is in the other night..and I know he is a total w@nker... that is all

The Javi for manager campaign starts here.

It is nearly 20% of their home gate

Didn't know Delap had a brother.

The more kids that social scum you have , the further north they should be made to live. 2 kids = midlands 3 kids = Leeds, Manchester 4 kids = Cumbria , North East 5 or more = some commune on a remote scottish island. That'll soon put a stop to it.

Joke Rape. Have you been talking to my wife?

I want to be a football consultant. Sounds a piece of pi.ss. Where do I start?

The BBC needs streamlining. Big Time. It could easily lose 25% of its staff. It could easily reduce running costs as well. It pays well over market odds in particular for it's IT.

Try Comet in eastleigh

I read it, I was just making the jump to another matter.. Whether one could be an executioner or not. Anyway. One of my relatives does have faulty Brain wiring. Have you ever met DurleyFos?

If there was such a queue , I reckon I could do the job. Wouldn't keep me awake at night either.

when this happened...

How many baddies would there be if the death penalty was there as a deterent. They might decide to carry on with their usual job as a Traffic Warden (or whatever) instead of going out and slicing up old grannies.

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