SuperMikey

It's a terrible shame that we went out of the last ever FA Cup that will ever be played, ever. It's an utter disgrace.

I'm Goatboy!

So is anyone who isn't furious that we didn't win the FA Cup this season an armchair fan then? Don't understand your rationale there at all...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butterfly_effect

Up: Leicester, Derby, Forest Down: Cardiff, Norwich, Fulham

Wes Brown is f*cking ancient, and Mayuka isn't that great at CB tbh, not his best position. Also Ki is on loan from Swansea. And finally if we're going to move for any player who's better than Hooiveld, our shortlist might be quite long. #justsaying

Caulker from Cardiff if they go down.

Marty goes to his ex-wife specifically to say goodbye to her - obviously we're meant to think that he's not coming back one way or another, but I reckon there's something else at play..

Sorry mate, it's taken now.

You do realise how stupid you sound when you say "you lefties", don't you? Straight out of the Littlejohn Dictionary.. That's like attributing a characteristic to everyone with brown hair or a scar.

I have one spare Adult ticket if you're still interested? PM me.

One against Stoke too! -1 Rep points to Saint_Tony, to be administered by the next passing TMS mod (just a suggestion)

Er, I was talking to KRG thanks Phil. While your input is appreciated, I think the quickest way to become Mr Nash (hey, i'm modern) is through the guy who once p!ssed next to her ex.

That's going to look great in the car I just stole from the Village too. It's all coming up SuperMikey!

I've been automatically enrolled into the NEST scheme through work, and was wondering when people started paying into their pensions? I'm 22 and didn't think I would have to start paying in for a while, but is it a sensible idea to chuck twenty quid in each month until I get to the point where I can actually afford to pay for a real pension?

I see no expense was spared when it came to spelling lessons either

Bit sad if that's what you pick up on from this story Brett.

I can play bass, want to give me her number?

I don't think Pap was trying to score any political points, rather trying to highlight the fact that somebody within the core staff at No 10 has been arrested for child porn.. It's a bit sad that he gets accused of anti-Tory bias when talking about this matter - it doesn't really matter what party they belong to really, the crime itself is the centrepiece of the story.

Me too!

Even though he's played poorly recently, we have no other options to replace him so he has to play. Gallagher has looked ok when he's come on for us, but he only started the Arsenal game because of our lack of options up top. Got to keep him in the team for now - even though he's not the player he used to be he's still by far our best striking option, which highlights our need to buy a striker in the summer..

Kate Nash is still a weird crush of mine. I curse whichever of the Jarman brothers it is that got to marry her (Ryan?).

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I'm sure I read somewhere it was a third, can't remember where tho