SuperMikey

If you had the opportunity to land a right hook squarely in the jaw or other body part of any 5 people in the world, living or dead, who would they be? My top 5 is easily: 1. Piers Morgan - Because he's just a cvnt of the highest order 2. Dappy from N-Dubz - See above. 3. Michael McIntyre - Whilst wearing a pair of brass knuckles so I snap his ****ing head off for being the unfunniest person in the entire world. I'd rather eat ice cream off Jim Davidson's balls than be subjected to his stand-up 'comedy'. 4. The Go Compare opera singer - So he would shut his ****ing mouth for once! 5. Mike Tyson - Just so I can say that I punched Mike Tyson. Probably a few free drinks in that story right there.

Dappy looks like a f*cking transvestite on a skiing holiday. He's very high on my list of people i'd like to punch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM0g3gY7ucM The first 20 seconds sums up my opinion on him to be honest.

Depends when it takes place, but otherwise i'm in. Just got to make sure the ol' knee is okay before I take part.

Still not great quality with the highlights, we got about 20 seconds again but a nice idea with the show. Would've thought they could fit more highlights in to a 30 minute show, could've cut the 'speed test' and the Reading feature down a couple of minutes and just given a little bit more time to teams outside the CCC.

And i'm watching 1983: The Brink of Apocalypse on YouTube right now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpxbpeuSQyA Amazing to see how close we came to having a full out nuclear war, or at least being caught up in one. Scary actually.

Yeah, it was okay. Not great. Thing is, he wasn't even the funniest character on the show and he somehow managed to get a spin-off. Would've much preferred to see a Herbert the Pervert spin-off

Fantastic idea, touted around by a few fans on here before but never really campaigned for. I'll definitely be buying one!

Post #5 is Dan Kerins. HTH. Read the article earlier actually and thought it was very good. If it was on Facebook I would've pressed 'like'.

You've got to be sh!tting me, everyone loves a bit of Spandau! GOLD! No, but seriously, i'm 18 and N-Dubz don't speak to me at all. I find it a miracle that any of the members can actually muster the brain power enough to speak anyway. However, each to their own, and if you like 'em then good for you.

If I was to go i'd have to go on my own, as none of my mates have bought tickets through the club before. F*ck sitting in the Chapel as well! If I want a quiet evening i'll stay at home and read a book!

He Could Do A Job For Accident claims companies "I was at work, playing football, when I tried to run and my leg fell off. I claimed for compensation with ClaimsDirect and was awarded roughly £7500 a week. Thanks ClaimsDirect!"

Jack Johnson confirmed today as playing on the Sunday, no stage confirmed as of yet. I think he would be brilliant, just as the sun is going down on the festival just after the veteran's slot on Pyramid or headlining the Park stage imo. Oh, and also buy one of these: http://mnkyvision.co.uk/artwork/1045570_Beleavis.html Quality poster!

I'm resigned to not being able to get a ticket for this because I can't find my customer number

I think Rooney would be a better candidate tbh, he could definitely be a captain in the long term whereas Lampard is the wrong side of 30 now, so would only be a short term captain as there are other players who will grab his first team place as soon as he starts to go off the rails a bit. Rooney still has to prove that he's the best guy for the job though, and he can certainly do that at the World Cup.

But this is teh General Sportszzz!!!!!111!!!?/?!!?

Give this guy the captaincy imo. If Terry has any decency he'll resign his captaincy, because you can't be a role-model to all the kids out there and command the respect of your team mates if you've gone and done something like that. I understand the guy has done wrong and it doesn't really affect his footballing ability, but you've got to be able to rally your team, and if the 'Team Bridge' rumours are true then he may have a big problem on his hands. However, I don't want to turn this into another John Terry thread. What Rooney showed today was his sheer grit and determination. If you rewatch his goal, the way he sets up the move just outside the Man Utd penalty box and then motors all the way up the pitch and applies the perfect finish, that is just top quality. He's got a very strong personality too, and i'm sure he'd certainly crack a few skulls in the squad if something's not going right. He's a player who is improving more and more with every game, and I think it's about time that his maturity is rewarded with a proper title.

This is very true, Arsenal will run rings around teams like Hull and Wigan, but that style won't work against the big boys. Still think Wenger's tactics are a bit one-dimensional, especially when he has such creativity in the side in Fabregas, Arshavin, Van Persie, Nasri etc. My Dad made a good point earlier in saying that they're lacking a big lump up front. Bendtner is okay, but he's not really good enough to be a regular starter for them imo. They need somebody who can hold up the ball for them, a Crouch or a Berbatov. They're not the same team they were with Adebayor, who did exactly the role that they need now. They also really lack a physical presence in the team outside the defence, the closest they've got to that is Song but he's too weak to really take on some players. If Arsene wants to get serious about winning the title he needs to look at improving these positions and seriously spending a bit of £££.

He was, but after an unfortunate incident involving the President of Andorra, a chicken, a packet of fun sized Mars bars and a lampshade covered in marmalade, he's no longer welcome there. Toshack is supposedly a big fan of his though.

I'd heard he actually wanted a copy of 'Girls Just Want To Have Fun' but with the vocals sung by Ron Perlman.

Ah sh*t, meant to watch that. Is it any good?

Can you lend me a tenner?

That's my passport photo.

Oi, that's my mum you're talking about there! :mad:

I hear Anthony Pulis is on the verge of an Wales call-up.