SuperMikey

I try

Wayne Rooney opened up an old wound once.

Write the first word that comes to your mind that's related to the word in the post above. P*rtsmouth

China are the baddies in the remake of 'Red Dawn' due for release this year. Crossed wires?

Maybe the thread title should be changed to 'Mildly amusing picture from the Superbowl'.

------------Davis------------- Thomas--Jaidi--Fonte--Harding ------Morgan--Gillett---------- Waigo-----Lallana------Holmes ----------Lambert------------- Subs: Bart, Perry, Mills, Wotton, James, Antonio, McLaggon

Kadeem Hardison likes N-Dubz therefore he can f*ck off.

Well, that is a rather freaky coincidence

Don't be such a bunny boiler. (Har Har)

My grandad died long before I was born, but I know that he served in North Africa (including Tobruk), Crete, Italy, India and Burma as well as some other countries that evade my mind at this moment. Can't possibly begin to imagine some of the things that he saw during his service, and I really don't envy the other men who were in his position either.

It's glandular, okay!?

It was just a simple pun. Article is about animal semen, you both have animal themed names.... You can send my written apology through to: SuperMikey 23 Grovel Street Humbletown Apologiseshire UR50 G4Y

F*cking soon I hope, can't stand the little tw*t. Almost as bad as his dad.

Poland and Ukraine are joint-hosting. Means that they both get byes straight into the finals. Personally I can only see England qualifying easily from those groups, Northern Ireland will have to be very good in order to qualify past Italy, Slovenia and Serbia, and I can see Wales losing out to Switzerland. Scotland is another thing however, because with Craig Levein now in charge it'll be interesting to see how the team plays with him in charge. Hopefully we'll lose the negative, defensive football that Burley played and look to score goals and dominate play a bit more like we did under Walter Smith and Alex McLeish. Czech Republic and Spain will prove very stern challenges, although Lithuania and Liechtenstein will be easier I reckon.

Dog and Hamster, i'm appalled. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

Jordan's right breast.

Not sure about that, have you heard Hitler's cover of 'Candle in the Wind'? Bloody awful it is.

GROUP A: Azerbaijan, Kazakhstan, Belgium, Austria, Turkey, Germany GROUP B: Andorra, Armenia, Macedonia, Republic of Ireland, Slovakia, Russia GROUP C: Faroe Islands, Estonia, Slovenia, NORTHERN IRELAND, Serbia, Italy GROUP D: Luxembourg, Albania, Belarus, Bosnia, Romania, France GROUP E: San Marino, Moldova, Hungary, Finland, Sweden, Netherlands GROUP F: Malta, Georgia, Latvia, Israel, Greece, Croatia GROUP G: Montenegro,WALES, Bulgaria, Switzerland, ENGLAND GROUP H: Iceland, Cyprus, Norway, Denmark, Portugal GROUP I: Liechtenstein, Lithuania, SCOTLAND, Czech Republic, Spain

The same way that people hate Hitler and the like. Because they're cvnts. Mind you, I think Hitler was a bit worse than Dappy. Only a little bit though.

Visual Boy Advance (GameBoy series) and Project 64 (N64) are good Nintendo emulators. Not really tried that many more, but there's a good Dreamcast one knocking about on the internet, but I can't remember what it's called.

Hope there's still some left on Wednesday, this would be my first derby game and if P*mpey go out of business, potentially the last ever!

I don't remember seeing anything about that, but i'll take your word for it. With all due respect to NC, with -10 points the top 2 would be a huge ask. Virtually impossible actually, given the state of the team when Pardew took over. To use one of those cringeworthy football cliches, at the end of the day Pardew is the man in charge of the team and ultimately it rests on him where he takes the team.

Pardew at the start of the season? Something like "primarily our aim this season is to stay up and stay clear of the relegation zone". Can't remember the exact quote. Do some trawling on the OS if you want the accurate quote.