SuperMikey

torrent (the bitrate bit, couldn't think of anything for arbitrate!)

I've put Saints on my last 2 accys and we've won both times, i'm not going to stop now!

Keep the players in bold, the rest can go. There are some good players in that list though, and if they were 4 or 5 years younger then i'd be offering Chris Perry and Graeme Murty new contracts, but we need long term solutions, not crocked defenders who are on the physio's bench more than the subs bench (in Murty's case anyway).

My accy for this weekend: Wigan v Burnley Burnley @ 4/1 QPR v Swansea QPR @ 5/4 MK Dons v Southampton Southampton @ 13/8 Grimsby v Bournemouth Bournemouth @ 11/10 Hearts v Hibernian Hibernian @ 13/8 Ebbsfleet United v Luton Luton @ 8/11 Fulham v Man City Fulham @ 21/10 £1 stake as always, potential returns of £871.67. Worth a punt imo!

What social networking site do you work for Crab Lungs?

Perhaps not sh!t, but not as good as everyone else seems to think he was tbh. IMHO anyway.

Wonder how much he got for this then?

IMO James Cameron should've got Best Director and Inglorious Basterds should've won Best Picture, but I agree that the film did earn some recognition. Luke-warm is a very good description of the film. Interesting to see that you count In the Loop as an Iraq film, I was laughing too hard to categorise it! "Judy's lubricated horse c*ck aside..."

People need to stop and think before they post things on here. On the first half match thread, someone said that Puncheon will play for England one day, and various others said that he was having a blinder. On the second half thread, he was being lauded as sh!t. Puncheon has shown in the few games that he's been here that he is a quality player for this level, and he will serve us very well going forward. People have bad games from time to time, it happens. As for the MK Dons game, we cannot get complacent. I think they'll be looking to exact some sort of revenge on us for knocking them out of the JPT and the team will be desperately looking for a good performance against a big side to take some of the heat off them and to halt their slide down the table. Having said that, MK Dons have failed to impress when i've seen them this season, so if we play half as well as we did against Walsall, Huddersfield and Leeds, we will come away with a good result.

Had a bit of a film-fest at the weekend, and the first one I watched was The Hurt Locker. I went into this film expecting to be completely blown away by some compelling acting, riveting action scenes and unbearable tension, but I actually came away a little disappointed. Yes, it was a good film, and yes I did enjoy it, but I found it a little underwhelming in the end. There isn't very much I can say about the film that I didn't like, but there was something that was holding back my enjoyment. I've now come to realise that that thing was the hype surrounding the film. It's certainly been bigged up as one of the best films in recent times, and the various award wins seem to have backed that up, but I don't really feel that they're deserved. Sure, I can see why some people might think that "oh my gawd, it's simply the best film ever yah?", but I think i'm in the minority when I say that no, it's not really. 7/10 However, I did cheer myself up about 20 minutes after finishing The Hurt Locker by sticking on a DVD which had been sitting on my desk since Christmas but I just hadn't got round to watching yet, and that was Inglorious Basterds. Again, what i'd gleamed from the reviews and various internet fanboys was that the film seemed largely to consist of too much talking and not enough action, and was a pretty poor effort compared to some other QT films. What I got from the film was quite the opposite. For me, this is QT at his best. Deliciously dark and funny, yet scarily violent and bloodthirsty at the same time, I enjoyed this film immensely. On the subject of the various long conversations in the film, I actually wasn't bothered by them. I do like a good gory film, but i'm not the kind of person who will say "omg der woz 2 much tlkin lololol!!!!!!111one" if a film decides to focus on character development and dialogue rather than 'gung-ho' action, and I actually found the conversation scenes to be riveting, and helped immensely to build up the tension for the explosive finale. As well as the very fine acting in the film, plaudits must go to the script-writers involved in the making of this film, because all the dialogue was so sublimely written that it didn't feel like you were watching a conversation at all. I originally thought that this film would be a lot of silly scenes of kung-fu jews slaughtering nazi troops (and drooled at the prospect, I must say), but i've come away from watching this film rating this as one of my favourite films of all time. And that is a hard list to break into. 9.75/10 In order to sustain my Tarantino hard-on, i've decided to go back and re-watch a few QT classics that i've not seen in a while. I started with probably my favourite film, Pulp Fiction. Now, I don't need to write an extensive review because everyone will have seen it by now (and if you haven't, what the f*ck are you doing with your life?), but this is simply so perfect that i'm having a hard time finding words to describe it. Although QT purposely broke up the story into sections (all written seperately), they all intertwine perfectly to create a compelling and riveting storyline. Crammed full of delicious dark humour ("Oh sh!t, I just shot Marvin"), fabulous acting (Samuel L. Jackson's monologue at the diner with Ringo remains my favourite scene ever) and still shocking 16 years on, I cannot recommend it any higher. 10/10

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8566571.stm http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8570685.stm F*cking morons. That is all.

Reading - plastic fans

Yeah, I meant new as in it's not been researched and it's only really just become popular, not as in the sense that it was discovered by man about 2 weeks ago. My mates say it's pretty similar to coke, even makes you gurn like coke does. This what you were on last night then when you posted your three dozen threads dune?

He is, without doubt, one of the biggest tosspots in the universe. Sh!t footballer, sh!t pundit and he's such a smug little cvnt too. Evidence:

That Horne & Corden sketch show that they did was the biggest pile of w@nk i've ever seen, so at least the pr!ck's shown that he has a bit of sense and come out and admitted that it was awful. Gavin and Stacey is really overrated as well, although I admit that it does make me laugh sometimes. Corden seems to think that he's a lot funnier than he actually is as well, which annoys me about people too.

Quite a few of my friends do this from time to time, it does worry me. I'm not a drug person, the worst i've ever done was a bit of laughing gas at a festival, and you get given that at the Dentists. The way that it seems to have taken over is worrying, and although there's no definitive proof that Meow killed these two guys, i've got no doubts that it was involved somehow. There was an expert of some sort on SkyNews earlier saying that the thing that worries him is that nobody really knows what a safe dosage is, and he's got a point. It's so new on the scene that nobody really knows how much you are supposed to take, so people often end up taking copious amounts and suffering the consequences because of it. I'm usually quite liberal on the subject of drugs, I don't do 'em myself and don't really have a problem with other people doing them as long as they know what they're doing, but I do feel that a banning of Mephedrone should happen sooner rather than later. It's my understanding that there is some kind of bill being rushed through parliament as well on this subject, although that's just hearsay and i've not heard anything official on the matter.

Good player still, but too old for my liking to be a regular first teamer, or even a squad player. There are better options out there.

Dale Winton

Just thought i'd post on here before this thread is locked, just to seal my place in history.

Saints vs Leeds, one of the biggest games in L1 all season (hell, maybe one of the biggest games outside of the Prem), and we get all of 20 seconds. Ri-f*cking-diculous.

Norwich - Champions Charlton - Runners Up Millwall - Play-Off Winners HTH

Interesting to hear that the FL came to NC about "not letting some crooks get into english football"... The words Gaddafi and P*rtsmouth spring to mind.

Just got it today, played it for a few hours and i'm loving it. Nostalgia coming back from FF7 a bit