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Have you met Matthew Le God? I think you two would get along swimmingly.

Anyone who isn't me or my dad.

This is thread about petrol silly. Go figure!

www.musicmagpie.com Not always a great price but when selling a job lot it is a quick and easy way to get rid.

Otherwise known as ********.

Amen. They should be building a statue of the guy outside the stadium not sacking him. Quite who they think they're going to get in now who will have a better chance of keeping them up is beyond me.

The guy next to me was questioning the strength of his half time pint at that, I had uberlolz. It's either that or your default in any debate is to deliberately take a contrary position, I heard a rumour the only way you get wood is by getting someone to disagree with you on messageboards.

Good, ****ing squaddies. It reminds of when I was in the pub last week and this guy the other side of the room nicked three quid from one of my mates; when we called him up on it he said "oh well I thought it was alright because I'm a soldier." Do you know how much of my hard earned taxes go into processing the justice for this pointless ballbag? Well I don't, but some quick maths I just did in my head suggests that we are all paying upwards of £478 a year EACH just to keep these soldiers away from decent, well educated members of society.

I do not. What are the chances eh?

Me too! Are we neighbours?

He seems to be saying normal things but in a Northern accent; and I don't find Northern accents amusing (at least not in that way) so I don't get the lolzz.

People should remember how hard his life was and that he never had a proper upbringing by his own parents. It's all the fault of him not being given strong, moral and ethical structure in his early years.

One man's scam is another man's win.

Hi Delldays! Can I introduce you to my friend the point?

There was no need to clarify, everybody understood what you meant. Delldays is being silly.

Argos bookmarked? How often do you visit the Argos website for that to be necessary?

I can no longer bring myself to care about England at all. I'd rather Saints beat Tranmere on Saturday than England win the World Cup. Cerealsly.

That's all well and good, but have you ever met a Man Utd supporter who isn't a complete ballbag?

They plan on defying Glazer by paying money to enter his stadium then waving different colour scarves to what he would be expecting. I had no idea Baldrick was a Man Utd supporter.

Absolutely. Bridge knocked up quite a few games for Chelsea, was part of the squad when they won the title a couple of times and scored the winning goal in a Champions League quarter final against Arsenal. And they boo him because Terry nailed his Mrs? I despise the plastic ****s.

You know you've got a grade A ballbag on your hands when when Craig Bellamy is pointing it out.

We need Adam and Joe back ASAP.

**** that. I want to see Bridge do a Roy Keane vs. Alf Inge Haaland on the ****er. Then I want him to see out his three game suspension boning Terry's Mrs. Then I want him to bring his Scalextric to my house.

I stopped believing anything happened at this stage.

Where any? Christ I knew you disliked students being a toll on the tax payer but taking yourself out of education before you get to secondary school is one hell of a sacrifice to make. Was it out of some sort of perceived duty to the public purse?