A message To Rupert Lowe!!
A turkey was having a chat with a bull.
The turkey wanted to sit up on the highest branch of a tree,but didn't have the energy to do it.
The bull said, try eating some of my dung, it's full of nutrients and will give you energy.
The turkey nibbled a bit, and to his amazement managed to get onto the first branch.
The next day he ate a bit more and got up to the second branch.
After that he ate all he could get and behold he got to the top of the tree.
A farmer passing by shot the turkey out of the tree.
The moral of the story is...
BULL**** CAN GET YOU TO THE TOP, BUT IT CANT KEEP YOU THERE.!!!
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