Kev

My old man was a Scottish expat/transient. After several years in Nigeria, my formative years were spent in Dibden Purlieu. Back in those days at The Dell, as a nipper, I would just be lifted over the turnstile and all the great blokes on the benches in the stand would budge up a little to fit me in. Happy times.

Until I saw this I didn't understand what was going on. http://arbroath.blogspot.com/2010/09/wayne-rooney-gets-taiwanese-news.html

Apparently the water was used for 'pre-match entertainment'. Anyway, #HIJACK# Here's 'arry denying he's a wheeler dealer ... Contains sweary dodgy bloke.

He should

I wouldn't trust this pair as far as I could throw them. *scratches ear*

CCleaner will just delete any unnecessary crap on your computer. It won't touch any photos etc. It will unlog you from sites you're logged into, mind, so make sure you know your usernames/ passwords. Oi admin people, saint lard is trying to give you money!

I read the thread title as Ian Hunter. It's difficult to believe he's now 71.

Billy Connolly had it right. Years ago. [video=youtube;v=i9nnnM-__JQ] (If this ridiculously complicated BB coding doesn't work. It certainly doesn't preview properly.)

According to the Daily Heil, he owes £2.2 million, including £65,000 to his late father's estate. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1288986/Footballer-Colin-Hendry-declared-bankrupt-just-minutes.html

No, it's really real. It was published in yesterday's Daily Mail.

From yesterday's Daily Mail. Really.

This is a fantastic match! C'mon Blackpool!

Motivational speaker motivates.

Notts County are pretty much 'sorted' now. Ex Lincoln City owner, Ray Trew, bought them for £1, discovered their full debts were in the 6ish million region and has done a lot of belt tightening and contract tearing up. Kasper Schmeichel was on a 15 grand a week five-year contract - courtesy of Sven.

I didn't realise he has two children, until today. Marcus, 19, and Yasmin, 15. They must feel so proud.

Attention seeking seeker seeks attention - SHOCKAH! RIP Sir Griff. Best wishes on Saturday PompeyLass!

Billy Bragg and BNP candidate Richard Barnbrook clash on streets of Dagenham. (Video). And then they had another chat on St George's Day.

Cheers for that!

I don't know why but I have visions of this. RIP the brave firefighters.

This appears to be working for now ... http://www.justin.tv/boxingzone/popout/ There's more here http://www.myp2p.eu/broadcast.php?matchid=71260&part=sports

The News Of The Screws photographed him last week. http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/765468/GARY-GLITTER-IN-DISGUISE.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News

Apparently the government's definition of a first-time buyer is ... a) First-time buyers b) Anyone who hasn't owned a property for three years