Kaiser Soze

I've heard it's Rod Stewart.

You couldn't make this up. What a joke.

I need a new F5 button. I can see this rumbling on for a few more days yet.

Do I know you????

Statement at 2.30pm. Deal concluded. MLT is chairman. No news on KK but talks progressing well with view to appointment by Monday. Watch this space. Thank me later.

I got so p1ssed at Fratton Park in 2005 I tried to get on the pitch, I was dragged out by 12 of the men in orange and spent the next few hours locked up

I hate banks and had a MASSIVE run in with them today. I needed to send some bank statements to my brief. I asked for these 3 weeks ago and they were produced on the spot in seconds, unfortunately the post was lost so I had to re-request the docs. Asked for the statements again today and the lazy b1tch behind the counter refused to do it, saying it was an impossible task to produce them on demand and it would take 3-5 working days. I hit the f//king roof and explained she was just stupid and lazy, I demanded to speak to her manager and again lost it with her when she refused to help. Rightly or wrongly I went mental and caused a right scene, the branch manager got involved took me into his office and said if I ever use foul lanaguage like that at his staff again he would close my account....I told him to f//k off and threw his business card back at him before him storming out, went down the road to the other branch and they sorted it within seconds. Am now expected a letter through the door saying my account is closed, but f//k the c//ts they are w//kers of the highest order. Oh I bank with Lloyds by the way, stay well clear.

Shame about Swindon being midweek. Looking forward to Stockport and Huddersfield away early on. Can't wait for the season to start now.

one of the funniest posts i've ever read on here, well said that man

A new record low at SMS me thinks. If we get more than £5k I'll be amazed.

I fecking hate Wotte, as soon as the takeover happens he should be first out the door. I'd happily pay for his one-way ticket back to Holland. Useless dutch c u n t

Sweet Hollow - 7.35 Chepstow

If you don't like it, don't read it. I am not in a way trying to disrespect Paula. It is a tragic waste of life and I feel deeply sympathetic to her family and friends. R.I.P. By merely making the point that she was seeing someone prior to her disappearance is hardly disrespecting her memory. I believe it to be accurate infomation. I might be right, I might be wrong. Quite frankly I don't care as long as they catch the killer and nor should you. Lighten up mush.

Don't shoot the messenger. I am merely passing on what I heard. Calm down sunshine.

As far as I can see there is only 8 pic on there ?????

Disclaimer: I am not suggest he had anything to do with her going missing. I am merely making the point that he allegedly was sh@gging her.

The Spoonplayer - 4.35pm Wexford.

I am the king of all hagglers. I called up a year or so ago to get Skyplus - got quoted £300, kept on haggling and haggling and eventually got it for......nothing. I'm a born salesman. I could sell snow to an eskemo.

I suggest they talk to the head of the intelligence unit at Southampton F.C as it is widely known he was enjoying an affair with Paula previous to her going missing.

Where has the betting forum gone??? Big mistake.

I've backed two of Hatch's horses over the last couple of days and both have finished no where. I had two big tips on greyhounds today - both won and I was on both. I didn't share due to yesterdays flop.

Apologies x

5.17 Belle Vue. Trap 5. Will win. Get on. Thank me later.

won £945 from my advised treble earlier, happy days

Archers Road won yesterday and I was on it, I had a major tip on it yesterday but wasn't around a PC otherwise I would have shared it Only 6 minutes to kick off so be quick, but I think wins for Man Utd, Chelsea and West Ham today at a shade over 8/1 is a licence to print money...