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Would be nice for Larin to follow in the footsteps of legends like Charlie Austin and Jordan Robertson by scoring on their debut.

Would be nice if a striker signing turns out to be a nice surprise for once, rather than be absolutely terrible as feared. Good luck to him.

I’m not sold on this Canadian fella but we’re not signing the two main strikers from teams miles ahead of us in the table.

So was Juric this time last year and we brought in the square root of fuck all.

No, but it’s similar with Ballard that it’ll only seem terrible after the recruitment that’s happened after it. Signing Downs and after selling Ballard made that terrible, selling THB after selling Edwards would also make it terrible. Or maybe that’s me rambling like a mad man.

If we sell Harwood-Bellis this late, it makes the Edwards sale even more baffling.

Even harsher to leave out Jander

Doesn’t really work for the away game pal

They did really well to beat all the other candidates and get the role, proper democracy.

They must’ve been told they’re getting no more trips to Dragan’s pad

Yes, £15m is a lot for a guy who can’t do it at a higher level and is nearly 29.

If Boro or Wrexham or anyone for that matter offer us £15m for Armstrong we’d be mad to turn it down. With that caveat we get someone of quality in by Monday. Yes, a big caveat.

An emotional return for Albert Gronbaek

Does anyone think he’ll be there next season? Would be stunned if it’s not a “thanks but goodbye” in May when we’ve finished outside of the play-offs.

The stewards in that corner saw the guy who grabbed Scienza, went over to him and just let him crack on and stay in the ground.