Suhari

The lack of goals in the side does concern me. But I am certain we'll make a striker signing or two over the next few weeks to fix that.

Gives us a chance to zach off one of the non-performing CBs.

Thats a rumour to get your teeth into.

Sunderland manager is Tony Mowbray. Now why is that surname familiar to me?

Would a 33 year old MS in our midfield be a beter option than a 40 year old Fonte at CB?

Ohhh the humanity! How unfair that would be to the little darlings.

Pretty frustrating waiting for sales to be made before we can sign replacements. Still a long time before the window SLAMS shut of course. Hoping we unblock the u-bend this week.

Although he did say he thought MaCarthy played well.....

Unlucky Tella.

Stu!

MacCarthy really is shit.

Evening all. Nice to see some football. Played some nice stuff earlier. A bit of entertainment.

Do you get to arrange stupid friendlies like this in the latest FM?

Does Saintsplayer etc. carry streams for The Championship?

Are you a Scottish bloke, in Kenya?

Shame if Sully goes. Think he could've been fantastic in the Championship.

I've heard we're looking to bring in Harry Grout when his probabtion comes up. (Look it up, kiddies!)

Weren't there *allegedly* some other factors in his sudden move?

He would cock in The Championship.

You can't put a value on memories like that. We have had a fair few 'game changers' over the years!

But, but, but....that's not fair! Ohhh, the poor Scousers. Everyone knows we should be letting them choose the fee for any of our players. We should be honoured to let them buy players from us. Honestly. I really feel for them. (Has anyone got a gif of a 'Scouse kid crying?)

That's a Prosecco signing. Young, bubbly and easy to take. Cheers Shea.

FFS. That lineup has relegation battle written all over it. Haven't SR learnt anything yet? RM out. Clown.

They're showing some financial commitment, that's for damn sure. Let's hope the guys on the pitch can deliver for them (and us).

I like it. Let's use alcoholic drinks to describe our signings this year. Terms like 'insane' and 'unbelievable' are so last year (and so 'prem'). So....who will be our champagne signing? Who will be a Guinness?