Suhari

Hey Russ-baby? How about you leave your shoe-horn alone again, stop trying to be clever and leave Captain Fantastic on the bench? Granted he's decent, but let's not fuck up what's worked so well by regressing to stuffing him in anywhere, eh? Cheers and stuff. Kisses.

Mum calls when we're a goal up. We score two while she tells me about the stuff she's given away on I Need a Whisk. Who needs nuns?

Cheeky no-look shot.

Che!!! He's cooking tonight.

Good evening. Let's cook something nice. Like my wife, who's done a curry.

Starting to piss me off. He shows glimpses, but just doesn't do enough. I know he's young, but I find it annoying now. I do think there's a player there. Maybe he'll be a late bloomer? His mum's fucking fit though. Id late bloom her.

Never. In. Doubt.

Standard

Good to see Smallbone rising majestically in the box.

Have we cooked the league yet?

He played as one of two CBs in those games, before THB got game time. Now he's a third wheel and it isn't working.

I did it a few times in my kiddie days. Easy, innit.

Puel could set up a defence though.

Another dull performance today against Blackburn. RM has not done as much as he should with the resources he has.

Possession.

Not going up, are we?

Scar tissue?

Mara's hair is the most entertaining thing we have delivered today.

I've been more interested in reading and signing my company's new infosec policy than I have in watching this turdfest of a performance. Just dismal.

Really sick of this passive, sideways tappy shit.

We're so dull today. Yawnfest.

Don't tell everyone. I did my best.

All streams seem to have died...

So he dropped KWP against Ipswich? It wasn't fitness. I'm now operating under the hypothesis that RM is a bellend. My intention is to undertake careful observations over the coming couple of weeks in order to prove/disprove this.

Sleepwalking towards relegation.