Suhari

Just popped upstairs for a shit. Did I miss anything?

Never in doubt.

We are shite.

Looks a player with noodles of class.

I was going to post this earlier. Great minds and all that. Old minds perhaps. This is almost an antique!

Just checked with my mate on this. He does cars. "Gravy all day long, pal. Bisto though: none of that Knorr crap. The eggnog will cook and clog, then you're needing to call the Saturday Kitchen mob, and they're wankers. Why's he changing from Ribena anyway? Doesn't he know it's summer." HTH.

If we get a fee then surely Lis is the very epitomy of Player Trading. A very SR signing!

We need to forget the soft stuff and get some Hawk Tuha going. C'mon Gareth. You know what to do.

So dull. Most expensive squad at the Euros, and the highest paid manager. Embarrassing.

We were linked to him before. A very Saintsy signing, even moreso with only a year left on his contract. Doesn't shout 'EPL starter' but does shout 'player trading'!

There's a lot of that going on in the past day or two.

Factually correct shirt sponsor. Except they put a b where a t should be.

Definitely a change in profile of targets from the past few windows. SR are still a 'player tradning' operation of course, so I expect we will sign a youngster or two will signifcant sell-on potential. But nice that PL experience seems to be the immediate requirement.

It's good to know that he's not finished. (Not bad for a Friday morning I feel.)

C'mon Rasmus. Stop posting on here and go and sign a player.

We're going to lose this.

Much,much better after the change.

Oh noes! "Our Trent" gets hooked. The bestestest player. The injustice!!

You normally see a greater sense of elation and sudden relaxation in such situations.

Where did Micah Richards get his hat?

That's what I'm talking about. The faster the run, the more the fun.

I'd have him back, but only if he is sporting a classic 1970s comb-over.

He's mustard.

Not seen any rumours about him being offered a new contract. Surely we will be?

Agreed. Only 8.5/10. 🤣