Suhari

Bet the floodgates open now.

Titcheese.

Big, big cheers for ABK!

Bednarek off injured. ABK coming on. Go on, my son.

Here we go then. I've got a stinking cold, a nose like a tap and am generally not a happy camper. I have no doubt my wonderful team will deliver thrills to help me feel better.

Aribo at CB. Ivan getting on the sauce early?

Had we sent them Stephens by mistake?

I'm numb to the whole thing now. I feel no connection to the players, and very little pride in my team. Dismal. Hoping for a complete reset in the summer.

Bollox.

Nuts. Streams have stopped.

Liking Big Les. We're showing some fight here.

We've been so, so much better this half.

Great goal Sully!

Glad he got a send off from the crowd. I lost my sister to cancer a month before Christmas. It's shit.

Like the tribute chant. Good work. Who was Ian Still?

Hold on there fella. Let's not get ourselves too carried away.

Twat the fuck off. We are utterly dogshit.

Doesn't shout 'pushing for Europe' does it?

I need to see nun-flesh.

Good afternoon. What the fuck is that midfield?

I am almost counting the days.

Came here to type this. Although Mrs S tells me she could write a book on consistent underperformance.

So. 90 seconds left and we're playing keep ball along the back line. RM out.

We did what now?

Just tuning in. Are we smashing them?