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What a pair of ****s! Love the way he threw away the stick. Self defence mate, wasn't it.

Forum whip round for the 70 quid one?

Bridgy's kid is called Jaydon Jean Claude Bridge?! A fan of the muscles from Brussels perhaps?

Wow. Atmosphere at SMS sounds amazing. Fans in great voice!

I think Merrington has just jizzed on his microphone. Sounded like a screamer of a goal though, so why not?

If it is fitness and fatloss you want get down to 'Ocean Gym', right next door to FYEO in town. Best cardio workout you will get. Plus, give it a year and you won't be getting bullied.

KAH...bought at 43p, now trading at £1.80. Expected to go to c£2.30. EML..bought at 5.5p, now at 6.9p. PCI...bought at 8p, now at 14p. Mid term target is 30p. ABH...bought at 0.4p, sold at 0.51p. Then crashed to 0.26p if memory serves. Now up to 0.4p again. Might go back in. Will cash in on KAH when it reaches target price and look for a new home for the millions (!) Definitely money to be made on the smaller companies if you research carefully and weigh up the risks.

Southampton is a long way from Macclesfield. When we signed Pahars and Delgado we brought in a 'friend' to help the main signing feel at home (Bleddelis and Chala). Clearly we would do the same for Rooney. So, has he got a relative that plays football, and might make in into our first team squad......?

Melina Kanakaredes. How old is Helena Bohnam-Carter these days?

Last one is the best. Not the same chick though.

F*cking hamstring...............thank god for the 6 quid crates at Sainsburys.

Love some of the comments: ******smassive This is a Tipical English pig he even looks like a pig :-)....... Come to Serbia to see Redstar fans We will **** You in Your Bloody English ass?:-)

**** off sales bloke in Game. 'Can I help you?' 'No, just browsing'. 'Browsing for anything specific?' 'No, just looking' 'What sort of games do you play?'. 'Really, thanks. I don't need any help, I am just looking' 'No problem. What are you looking for?' 'Really. If I need help I will ask. Thankyou' 'Oh, sorry. Has one of us approached you already?'. 'No. Seriously, I don't need anything. If I do I'll ask'...... (and why don't you **** off and leave me alone you annoying ****). 'Okay. Let me know if you need anything'. Jesus ****.

After an mp3 player for a Christmas pressie. I've got an iPod, which I love, but wondered what else people would recommend. Didn't want to spend too much. c£60 budget. Any suggestions?

How did he smell?

Very poor delivery. Didn't even clear the first man.

That second link has nailed the rehabilitation for me then - cheers. So looks like Christmas before I can run, and I would think January before I can go back to Thai Boxing. Bugger. Maybe I'm getting too old.

Think I've answered my own questions. Lazy git. http://www.sportsinjuryclinic.net/cybertherapist/back/hamstrings/hamstringstrain.htm Looks like I have a 'Grade 2'.

Pulled my hamstring 20 minutes ago doing sprints in the park. Completely out of the blue, a bit like getting shot in the back of the leg. Never done it before. I can walk on it, but have to have the injured leg on 'tiptoes'. It bloody hurts. Any treatment advice? RICE I guess. How long should I leave it before I start stretching etc? Advice very welcome.

eawoo woowar?

A real shame. Great actor. The Wicker Man is stunning. Love 'Callan' - have them all on DVD. Equilizer was great Saturday night viewing. RIP.

Can't get the game today so heading into town for lunch and a watch of the game - not watched footie in Winchester in ages. Any recommendations as to where to watch?

I'm not saying she is fat but...... ...you have to roll her in flour to find the wet bits. ...when she sits around the house, she sits around the house. etc.