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Clearly Butland is used to playing with a bigger ball. He was miles over it!

My money is on the Uncle. Uncle Shane. Good old Uncle Shane.

Iker Muniain? Not 22, but his name has come up before (and he was great for me on FM011)!

This is top quality dragging up the past work - well done. It is funny and exciting looking back at how far we have come. Wonder what this seasons prediction thread will look like in 2 years?

That's a poor effort. The Russian judge scored it 2.4 for artistic merit, and 1.3 for difficulty. Hard day at work was it??!

Exciting times. We may be the most upwardly mobile team in the country. Are we YUPPIES?

Condolences to Chappers and his family. RIP Teddy.

Iz u won of dem WUMs, or 4 reel, Innit? Got a sneaking feeling you might be right....

Ahh. Thanks.

Still no Forren? Damn, what has the guy got to do? Davis with long ball mayhem.....hmmm. Be good to see Isgrove/Chambers get a little run out.

Heard the story on the radio earlier. pmsl. Seriously.

Thanks for posting. That ain't bad English, Innit?

At Uni I had a Scouse mate who's favourite saying was: "Ehhhhh, dats bolluks dat iz." Strange how your post brought this back to mind.

Puncheon turns up in jeans?

Perhaps, given that we are likely to spend big bucks to enhance the squad, the owners want to see more effective recruitment than the likes of Forren and Mayuka. Could be they want a change to the transfer committee. I would if it was my £.

I read the first line of that link, went a little dizzy, grabbed another beer and came back here. Broken glass, nipples. Not for me pedro.

Thats the thing - don't want to arse about replastering. Going to repaint the door surrounds as well; will have a Look tomorrow on how easy they might come off....

Redecorating. The skirting boards are covered in about 30 years of chipped, repainted (badly) **** paint. Want to get them back to wood (or as close as I can) and paint with hard-wearing gloss or satin (don't care which - as long as it will last). Would rather strip chemically: heat guns are a pain in the arse. Looking for advice on: Which stripper to use Which paint to finish with What'd reckon?

Marvin Sordell? Weren't we meant to be after him for around £4M? Next great English striker hope and all that. Hmmmmm...

Sir Alex. Man is a beast.

Not convinced there would be anything in this; Swiss chairman, Argentine manager, signing players from Scotland?! Intrigued by one of the links below though: The 25 Hottest Halloween Costumes in Sport.

I wear my various Saints shirts every day: I sleep in them. Without pants. And I look damn fine too.

In Mafia films the big boss always carries on business even when he's inside. This chancer is simply showing unprofessional-ism: the Don needs to tell him to get with the programme.

Appreciate the info - glad you shared. Can you share more detail on how you believe he will be a massive part of the defensive paring next season? Did a member of staff say "Forren is going to be a massive part of our defensive pairing next season" or are you making an assumption having seen him play in a practice match alongside Maya? Genuine question this - I'm not being an arse.

.....is parked like a ****. http://www.youparklikea****.com