Suhari

Where's the "Appreciate" button?!

Thanks - really appreciate it. Don't quite follow the Koeman training ground comment. He"s visited before?

Yep! Was a fine trip. And I hate to admit it, but the last preseason away match I went to. Unless you count Winchester!

I like the shoes. You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes. They may be the new earlobes.

Boom - f'sure i am sho happy wid dis development. OR: meltdown, meltdown - the good days are over, it's a hoax - we'll get Malkay McKay!!! Welcome big Ron. Happy days.

It's quite clear to anyone with an ounce of common sense and football understanding that KL is simply asset stripping. The ambition is gone, and will be followed out of the door my 9 of our starting 11 players. The new training ground will be broken up and sold as allotments to Alan Titchmarsh. A roof will be put on St Mary's (cheaply) and the pitch turned into an ice rink - delivering the commercial gains that RK has hinted about. Reed will become manager, with players promoted through the academy - the reason Dodd & Williams went is that they can't skate. We'll be rebranded as the 'South Coast Skatestars' and wear an all red kit, made by Lidl. It's a ****ing meltdown basically.

All he does is sit on his arse eating. Didn't we sack Sturrock for that FFS?!

Yep. We're sleepwalking to the Championship!

Presumably out transfer committee would have a say? So unless this guy is an improvement on what we've got I'd be amazed if he came in.

Irregardless of people's hate of bad grammer I think we should get back on the more important topics. What is he having for lunch?

Celtic is our feeder club!!

Who?

Ya. Dish ish my manager, and alsho my lovva.

Cheers! Any news on when it'll be announced? Backroom staff? Players.....?

I know what time the cricket, football and golf is on. But what times is the bashing one out meant to happen?

Or he wants to finish his holiday before jumping into a busy 11 months of work?

Bang on.

Damn. RIP.

He's going to have the contacts, and presumably we will be an attractive proposition for the backroom staff. Could see a few more big names come in. Exciting!

Muriel's Wedding? Got ****ed off watching that in a cinema in Manchester. Good evening it was.

That would be shortsighted of us. By all means bring some prem experience into the back room staff; get the best manager for the job though. RK for me now! Get it done.

Thanks Guan. A couple of pints owed to you from this and other posters for the insights.

Thanks SRL. All the best!

Yep. It was clear that the plan was for him to play second fiddle to Dani last season - except Dani turned out to be a cock. Can't begrudge him his move - good luck and thanks SRL.

**** no.