Suhari

Been away from innerweb today, what happened with Saggy?

Reckon we'll get two in. The Tony fella and someone out of the blue. This is guesswork, I am in no way itk!

Swap for Charlie Austin (and chuck a brown bag full at Saggychops to make sure it happens).

Damn you! I was scrolling down the thread getting increasingly excited about the chance to use this timeless observation. Fook it: has Skacel signed yet?

Good luck Jack! Thanks for your efforts in two stints at Saints. Good, good player, member of the best midfield partnership the Championship has ever seen, with a very decent career still ahead you. All the best!

Nexus 9 (x2!)

We spent 10 minutes ****ing about with the boiler......expecting it to explode! Was a strange experience.

Contract sales and marketing leader - for part of my working week. NLP Master practitioner, hypnotherapist and life coach - for another part. Coach to small business owners - for the rest. I value variety.

Was sure I felt the house move. The missus said it was the boiler. Guess she's got used to feeling the earth move! http://www.itv.com/news/meridian/story/2015-01-27/earth-tremors-reported-in-hampshire/

Hmmmmm. Wasn't there talk from Cortese that that would happen if we got CL footie?

#longlivethemeltdown

The company I do lots of work for is a major sponsor of the CL. I get loads of VIP tickets to games. We qualify: **** me I'll be like a pig in ****. At least 6 VIP tickets for each home game.

Mings looks a decent player.

Done his hammie. Pulled up sprinting.

Knees and toes.

Let's hope Lawro doesn't say the same!

Ched Evans is on that list.

Thanks. Clicked on the link and my Mcfee site adviser suggested they might be dodgy. Think eBay is my best bet for this.

No Lovren in the Liverpool squad tonight. AFC Wimbledon too good much for him!

Just put together a new PC, and want to stick Windows 7 Professional on it. Can't be arsed with 8.1! Any suggestions on the best/cheapest place to get a legal product key?

What. A. Goal.

Yo! And all Saints fans everywhere.

Is he better than Long?

When will we be unveiling the other 2 new signings? Pace and Tempo.

What position does he play? Would he be blocking the progress of any existing academy lads? Bloody foreigners, come over here, taking our jobs........