There is a 0% chance of Strachan taking the job - anybody who thinks different is mad.
Not that I'd be happy if he got it either... some of his team selections, signings & conduct with the media at Celtic absolutely beggared belief.
Keegan isn't the answer either. Might be worth sticking with Wotte and seeing how he gets on... with a bit of money and perhaps some Dutch connections, we may just be onto a winner.