Draino76

Some bits of this thread seem optomistic? Wierd.

Dont get me started on Setanta. I get some Geordie cvnt call me every weekend chasing me for £12. I thought there was 'no contract'. I've started looking foward calls now and do a bit of fone jacking on them. "£12? yes my debit card number is 6767 - 43zip farp -241eek- 59raaan fooob." Geordie debt collector, "sorry sir could you repeat that nuuumbeh pleeese like? "Yes its 6767 - 43zip farp -241eek- 59raaan fooob."

By the power of the broken ball score saints!11!!!one!

19, 14 & 20. All of them would take me 4 days in my old age; unless I was on coke and viagra, and my balls weren't such a mess.

Nuts ok, an occasional sharp pain here and there when they swing about. Plasters come off easy in the bath.

Some **** in my office always uses 'open up a can of beans'.

Yeah please give it up. A guy that unintentionally self-mutilates his balls with his house key is not a pedalfile. Although maybe that is where this all started for some of them, but I hope thats not the case.

Its stopped bleeding, I think. I've got a plaster on it now; I simply cannot wait to take the plaster off later. I woke up this morning thinking, "Yeah, I feel good today!"

Pls see goldenballs avatar.

This morning, when I got into the office, I went to scratch my ********, via my right trouser pocket. Unfortunately when I put my hand in my pocket to do the deed I had my house key in there (yale) and then proceeded to slice open the underside of my testicles. I'm sat down now with about 5 pieces of kitchen paper down my pants and still bleeding; although it has slowed. Dont do this.

Well I'm doin something right, Proevosaints are you sure got the right fred?

Last night I dressed up as a policeman while a TV crew filmed me beating up Drunks, litterers, and doggers with a crowbar.

Just completed a mission where I had to do USD 70k of damage by spraying police cars and buidings with ****, followed by a mission to run over as many people as possible on a quad bike. Dont get this if you like things too serious lol!!11one

I would want some cocaine.

I think they are 2 really bad candidates. McCain is too old and Obama is too inexperienced and just like what Tony Blair was in 1997; all hype and no policy. Just like Cameroon today. Politics both side of the Atlantic need to get better people in there. Its all very depressing.

Picked it up today. It plays like a playstation 2.5 game but, the humour is good ond online co-op is very good! Like an outraaaageous GTA4. Its worth a purchase, I think.

Release the L stick while shooting. Also when I double tap the shoot button it always goes in!

I'm quite enjoying it. I chose to be Man U because of my gaming insecurities. Much better than Fifa 08... Lost 2-0 online to Bayern Munich the German bastard. But losing is my bag so I like it.

Happy families all gathering round to have wireless fun with the standard drfinition Wii. What a pile of ****.. Without MarioKart, this poo machine would not sell 50 units!

Fullthorpe available next Friday as DLC.

Quite realistic then?

My girlfriend sent me to Coventry last night so I'm already there.

I couldn't get into FIFA 08. Shoulf I get this? £34.99 + a free football at blockbusters!

Free tonight although I'll be drunk. Drink driving is not the recipe for success in WHD.

Unreal tournament, PES08, FIFA08. And the '09s probably too.