Don't go to Thailand. I am in Koh Samui, Coconut grove Chaweng and I just paid 500 quid to replace a ****ty bike I was riding. The girls all minging and I want to come home. I am coming home Sunday night, arriving in London 7am on Monday. I've also lost my mobile and cannot access facebook.
Can someone please foward this message to AndyD or Billy so my family know I'm good?
Cheers chaps.x