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I think we should arrange the seating in SMS as a square root function all around the ground to make it more Dell like.

Excellent.

Also of note is that Jacob Mellis is playing for Chelsea reserves. HCDAJ.

ORLY? Chelsea reserves played Newcastle reserves last week, and Liverpoool Reserves on Monday night. Source: Chelsea OS.

I have an absolutely tiny p enis. HTH.

Pretty pleased with this. The son of a Marxist will keep the Conservatives in office for a generation; and I think it will take a generation of austerity to get this country back on it's feet. Thread closed.

Funny you should say that; I've been behind Adkins before. It was Emma Adkins, from Leeds. A good decade ago though I think.

I wouldn't have thought so.

I dislocated my left shoulder in a skiing accident about 10 years ago and it has never been the same since. I dislocated my right shoulder 3 weeks ago in an incident in a kids playground. Dislocated shoulders hurt. As far as I can see its only beer and blojobs that take the pain away.

Mine was working as a waitress in a ****tail bar, when I found her.

Can anyone tell me what the f uck are the penalty shootouts about in the Fifa demo? 10 attempts with zero goals.

Paper round at Wight news Barrats shoe shop Co op Seaclose Windows Student union bar The Happy Man Egham Cargill Goldman Sachs Fuji Intl Brunswick Direct Fimat Self employed JPMorgan. All ****.

Hey I need to speak to you regarding the Gambia; I'm thinking of spending 10 days there in December!

NC likes to treble peoples salaries (Lambert), so £450k. Promotion this year probably take him up to £1M.

Anyone got the number for the Nazi grammar Police?

Outrageous. I was hoping for someone to post my exact thoughts, and I thought 'This' was perfectly acceptable innnernet talk.

After giving this some serious thought; this is the best news since ML took over. Welcome Nigel, heres to the next 14 years.

**** off Swindon with the arrogant tune playing. Bad night for your non descript club coming.

What a load of b ollocks on both sides. I would burn the lot of em.

Pull yourself together Richard. If my boss got the sack I would be doing cartwheels to the office and back.

Nutshell.

For MW2 fans; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqKgvElSMpI&feature=related

Not really, this sounds like a clueless, back-peddling, @rse covering, quickly rushed out post to me, while the poster knows she has f****d up over this.

If Adkins cannot handle the pressure today from NC, as I thought, its probably best that he doesn't com here. This is no frying pan; this is an industrial size deep fat fryer like what is used at Harry Ramsdens.

I told you so.