Draino76

Fancy Megeve in the summer? I have a penthouse flat available.

I would now like to be 'The Dark Lord of Orangina'.

Thats a record number of 'haves' for me in two sentances. We should have done it.

Sounds like we would only have to have stumped up £20million to have the world cup. We should have stumped up the loot.

Sweet. I was going to go for a curry but now I am gonna throw a Eurovision party on Saturday night! Nil points = 1 shot of Vodka. 5 or above points = down a beer in one. 10 points or above = Beer down in one + 3 shots of vodka. 12 points = get willy out also. I see Jedward a representing Ireland; cool.

Tayyabs is supposed to be the best Curry house in East London; 200 metres from my door yet I've never been. Will resolve this on Saturday as I find myself with not much to do.

Do you recommend the kebab there?

I find the Thai Red Beef curry on Brick lane pretty amazing FWIW.

I hope you now see what he did there????????

Blackpool; because they've had a bit of a rollercoaster season. I am here all week.

If we don't win this I think we can all say its over.

Apologies, I called that incorrectly. I went on the pitch as well! Good stuff.

Sounds like half of you lot would run around Southampton city centre naked if you won a tenner on the lottery.

If you think being promoted fom League 1 is beyond your wildest dreams, when you have had time to celebrate for nearly a week; then maybe.

No problem. Mate.

A pitch invasion for being promoted from League 1; after we have known we have been promoted for 6 days? Get a grip you mongtards. Did any mongtard invade the pitch after the JPT? No. I'm happy we got promoted; very happy, the proverbial 'over the moon' even; but I don't want some fat 40yr old c u nt trampoling on my 7ry olds head to try and get on the pitch. If any try; the result for them will be disastrous.

My favourite is toast.

I went to an infinite amount of games more than you this season.

FACE PALM. It's a bit like Saints vs Plymouth really. I'm not going to elaborate because you do not deserve it. Moron.

rubbish

If it is 0-0 at half time I will lum on a ton.

You are a moron. I suppose if rats came into your home you would give them some chesse and milk.

An excellent start to the day.

So drunk yesterday I slept through the whole game. Nerves? Not me.

I have never sat anywhere other than the Northam.