Draino76

Saints will no longer be pants in FIFA 13. Poopey will be ermmm ROFLCopter.

Apologies to Ziggy but I absolutely loathe the Welsh. It is wrong that 1 Welsh team is in the Premier League already so Cardiff can go do one. I did hate West Ham and fat Sam however they are a proper Premier League team, and the banter I have had with their fans has made me changed my mind a little over the last month or so. Blackpool are not even a Chumpionship team and with their Pikey support [see their shirt sponsor] should be in about league 1 with other broken down clubs. I've always had a laugh when out and about in Birmingham and have found Brummie girls put out quite easily; not that I'm looking anymore.

I just do not like the way Portsmouth way. I always endeavour to try and go about my business in an appropriate manner.

"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy". This was lifted from skyblues talk; but pretty apt for the OP here and the young man that has been off sick for a couple of days from work.

Yeah; and by the same token, since we are in a double dip recession maybe we should ask the police not to prosecute any future rioters as they are having such a tough time in their personal lives.

Not bothered.

So how did you deal with real life crisis? You're not giving the impression as being the sort of chap you'd want beside you in the bunkers are you?

How do we define on TV?

So lets get this straight. Are we on TV or not?

YAY PERFECT GLUG GLUG GLUg

No mate. I'm loving it.

Oh I'm smashed again. At least I snatched 4/1 West Ham win from bet 365.

Iaocaht

There is no way I can wait till full time. I love champagne.

Tonight. Champagne at the ready. Will probably open it at half time if West Ham are drawing.

Pickled onion Monster Munch. Mods, this thread can now be closed.

I can't remember at the moment. I will edit this when I'm sober but the sweetest so far was the Pooopey down. [JOB DONE] Billy's 45s goal. [FAIL] I've been through 6 bottles in 2 weeks and has cost me over £200.

This day is shaping up to the best in my life.

ha ha ha ha ha ha lololololzzzzzz

You do a pretty good job of that even without Nigel's help.

The only Adkinisms I struggle to use are 'pass the football' and 'Johnno quick'; which is understandable in the asset management business (or not, as it may seem).

I wonder if we can borrow their promotion party boats? is it worth an email?

On being praised for some work I did last week I said I could not have done anything without the group of honest hard working professionals in my team. Directors were creaming their pants. I adapt his quotes to suit my own needs but it is ™ Nigel.

Yes I do regularly and I have been promoted in the last year because of Nigel. I am being serious.

I'm not going. I've got a date with a 29 year old red head from Essex on Friday, then a 25 year old Nanny from the Czech Republic Saturday lunchtime, then a 24 year old Chinese girl on Sunday.