Draino76

August 5th. I am a massive fan of KARMA and this would be about right; which is cool. August 5th. National TOAST DAY.

God we have some mongs on here.

I'll take you out..If you are female and between 18 to 45 and bring your wodge with you.

Not quite right professor. The OP could have quite easily done a little bit of research before spamming the forum with an inane question; where a 'yes' or 'no' response could have closed the thread. I started a thread yesterday which could have opened up a much more interesting debate on how our pre-season preparations compare to our new premiership rivals, yet only 2 replied; with fairly sarcastic comments. I started a thread that should have invited some decent debate/opinion, SPAMBOT 20,000 just posts to prove he has an internet connection in Austria.

Who me?? I feel like my palm has been super-glued to my face all lunchtime. I dare not to visit the lounge or it may become permanent.

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So what is this Fred about?

Starving, in fact

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/4408610/Premier-League-team-guide-to-pre-season-friendlies.html Just looking how the other teams are preparing for the upcoming season and I can't help but feel we have got it about right compared to the rest. The champions league club contenders for example are prostituting themselves by making gruelling trips over in the US, China and South Africa while we only take a short hop over to continental Europe. Aston Villa believing that away matches to Peterborough, Forest and Wolves will get them up to speed for the start of the Prem? QPR final warm-up game against the mighty Aldershot? As for Wigan; WTF? Wigan are only playing two friendly games against Southport and Bury, then open their prem campaign against the champions league winners, Chelsea. Well done team Saints, I think we are already starting to make our new premiership rivals look like amateurs.

I wonder if she uses 'saints' foundation?

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"Agents and other people have approached me sounding me out about things. ‘I have told them “no”, though. ‘The grass is not always greener." Not always greener Lord Voldemort; but maybe...just this once...perhaps it could be true...you have made an 'cliche' error on this occasion. (Unless of course all of these lucrative offers you've been receiving are for IOW based semi-pro/youth teams.

Who gives a ****

Is anyone else not even slightly impressed how they are still in existence? I've seen turds that only flushed after the third attempt so I have to doff my cap to them.

Reading. Quite easily the easiest 6 points to our Premiership campaign.

Correct. Source: @draino1976

Air Florida kit just mentioned on twitter

When it all dies down, I shall be canceling my current account and will only reconsider staying with NatWest for £1000. The stress of my bank balance not matching what I thought it should theoretically be has made me suicidal.

Why couldn't I go?

It's been well documented but I had a 2nd date at SMS.

I don't think you can generalise and put a girl into a 'box' depending on what country they are from. After 3 out of 4 dull years with a needy insecure Russian girl who run off with a much older man for more money; I find myself with a younger/fitter/dirtier independent girl from the Czech Republic. God bless dirty old men.

There is a website I have on in the background at work. Its name escapes me at the moment.

1. Saints 2. Chelsea 3. Man City 18. Wigan 19. Spurs 20. West Ham

The OP started a thread on a subject that he/she him/herself is not overly concerned about. Slightly odd behavior. Obviously has far too much time on his/her hands. What I suppose is even worse is that I have replied to a thread on a subject that the OP is not concerned about and I don't care about. As you can probably tell I am not too busy at work today. I've even tweeted paddy power to ask what odds Saints are top of the Prem after 4 games.

It's bound to be a home game so it's only a 1 in 20 shot.