Draino76

I must be one of only 100 people that have made money out of poopey. What an achievement.

Yay. I made money out of the c u n t s

I've £25 on poopey @5/1 for the win.

Mikael Silvestre. Is he still available? Mikaël Samy Silvestre (born 9 August 1977) is a French international footballer. He plays as defender and last played for Werder Bremen of the Bundesliga. He has also played for the French national team. Silvestre is adept as both a centre-back and a left-back, though he has stated that he prefers playing in the centre.[4]

He may well have signed last week, but the web page is still loading for me.

5000 up!!!

Ok..ok. There is still the mighty prize of post 5000 up for grabs....Which I imagine will be 'won' in the next 10 minutes.

Defo

So all we have to do is get to 100 pages then said player signs. In fairness to my employer in future I shall start reading about page 95.

Belin for beer. Stockholm for food. Prague for nightlife.

Adkins out

Had a shower after my morning dump. No paper used and you could eat yer dinner off my behind this morning. Perfect. (Breakfast I mean).

I don't think its that. I just feel like its money slipping through my fingers with every wipe. Its probably more economical do install a water jet system, or a a temporary fix I could use a watering can instead, as they do in some parts of Northern India.

I currently use an exceptional amount of toilet tissue at my apartment in East London.

€ Ok so do I win a prize too?

There is a young chap known as @DeppoInExile that seems to have his finger on the pulse in twitterland.

Somebody is gonna have to pay for this.

He came across as a bit of a **** in the post match interview. Proper gormless laughing at his own stupidity.

I think I'm just gonna stick to Adkin's advice and just check out the official site; even though its ****ing disgusting.

I would have appreciated a PM of my rejection for my application of the position before I found out through the mass media. Very unprofessional.

PD ‏@draino1976 @pn_neil_allen #pompey …

Neil Allen ‏@pn_neil_allen Chainrai divided fans. Now his antics in last 48 hours have united them. That's the only good he has ever done for #Pompey. He is no loss.

Hi Steve, I would like to do it. Modding appeals to me. Regards, Draino.

Plymouth odds to win tonight now slashed to 8/13. Poopey at 4/1. Bet365 finally 'get it'. God bless this thread.