Charlie Wayman

He was effing useless in The Netherlands and he is effing useless here.

Lowe F*** O** Wilde F*** O** Poortvliet F*** O** What a load of B******s. This is unbearable.

Precisely and because we have experienced all season a drip, drip, drip of messages from Lowe and his cohorts about how wonderful it all is, many have started to believe it thus compounding their frustration when they discover in fact that they have been brain-washed by hyper-bullsh*t aimed at deflecting thetruth... That we are a bankrupt club, bankrupt of ideas, bankrupt of skills and bankrupt of the guile and know-how to survive even in this SECOND DIVISION. Time to Go Rupert Lowe!!!

I guess all of us would like him to stay on. At the moment even a struggling premiership side would use him only as a back-up, which clearly he does not want. Saints probably suit Chelsea as it's an easy commute for the lad so they don't incur additional expense etc. On the other hand if QPR went calling? Usually, one London club will not entertain the idea of helping another so maybe all will turn out well.

What is the number of your ticket that got sold to another ST holder? I'll check the extra one given to me and if it is one of your regular seats I will happily do a swap with one of yours as long as the one offered isn't crap. Other forum users might also agree to this... We'd hate to break up families wouldn't we guys?

I think a point that it is being missed is that this bloke Dean has valuable English league experience at Liverpool & Man U... Oh! Sh** i misread the OS, he has valuable experience etc. at Huddersfield, Barnsley... oh! and Blackpool. Could you make this up? Give me strength, please give me strength. How many more days of The Long March Chairman LayO?

I'm surprised you hadn't noticed that the rich list guys are trying to off-load football clubs in a panic. Surely this can only be because they know what's coming next. The reason they are rich and we are not is because they have bloody good intelligence on what is happening and being discussed in City corridors. If they are panicking to get out there must be a VERY BIG reason. Ergo, nobody but nobody of any substance will be looking to invest in football clubs. I'm afraid it is not official yet but the football bubble has burst. To his credit, I think Lowe is aware of that. He looks glum 'cos he has realised that there is no easy way out for him and more importantly all the money he invested in shares, that has gone down the swannee. Hence his comment about the 'bonfire of the vanities' (£5 & £10 notes etc. in your language). As always these people are subject to Fruedian-isms when they quote examples. Alas, even our 'working class' heroes like Patrick Trant & Leon Crouch are financial victims but at least their reputations will be relatively intact when we go into administration whereas the captain will go down with the ship in City terms... "Whasaat old Boy, failed to stop your little shebang going into administartion? Hrumph!.... we'll let you know"

I thought and I still think we will go down. After last night's display, it is difficult to see how the kids will ever pick themselves up again. Some of the blokes in our pub last night before th e game thought we'd surprise and beat Man U in the Cup. After this load of rubbish, they had all changed their tune to "Are they this bad every week?"

Are there any polite words to describe this dross? Passing the ball around without purpose IS NOT FOOTBALL, it is the sort of ball juggling circus act that we witnessed at half-time's at the beginning of the season. This was by far our worse performance so far. The kids have run out of ideas and one is bound to come to the conclusion that most of them are not stars in the making but the sort of also-rans nonentities like Baird, Dyer, Blackstock and Best. Now we don't really know if our failueres are because of Jan's ineptitude or the lack of football intelligence amongst our players. Surely they must think furtehr ahead than Step 1 "Must trap the ball cleanly" Step 2 "Must now do a dodge-your-opponent-in-one-neat-move manouevre" Step 3 "Run forward like hell with the ball" Step 4 "Avoid that oppo bloke ahead by offloading the ball to the nearest bloke in Red 7 white" Step 5 " Switch off, forget about the ball and run back to position" Step 6 " Protest 'Who Me?" when Kev picks another one out of the net Step 7 " Shout abuse at the forward(s) ' why didn't you do something with it?"

I'm certain you are not allowed to say much of what you have written here. It is certainly offensive to me and I am a rabid Lowe hater. Much of what he is doing has been forced on him by the banks

What an absolutely useless, lazy, clueless tit. Why on earth was Robertson taken off, Jan? Jan, are you listening? Do you ever listen?

Never was so much (energy and huffing and puffing) spent by so few in front of so many for so little... Best not to start booking your trips to Villa Park, Goodison Park and St James' just yet. On this showing losing Surman and Lallana in January will be no great loss, you could permutate any 8 of 15 or 16 of our youngsters and still get the same dross and the same outcome. I fear for the Man U match so much that it probably won't be worth watching. At this rate we will be turned over by their third team. Surely even in Dutch total football, teams score goals occasionally? The only good news is that if we keep drawing another 23 times we should reach 45 points and avoid relegation.

The pound is not falling against all currencies, only the $ and the E pricipally but most cheap Prem players come from Africa and South America, continents in Freefall + economically. Don't expect much to change.

The problem would seem to be that our creditors are calling the shots and are calling in extraordinary loans like the £4.7 million loss we made last year. Don't forget the banks are in trouble deep and nowhere near out of the woods yet so their own survival is at stake. Their survival must rank above ours and in that context selling a few players to reduce our unsecured loan is a no brainer. Who at the Bank gives a sh** about Saints except that it is not in their interest for us to end up in administration so selling any decent assets helps them and helps them help us to stay afloat. There may be no end to this viscous downward spiral; with only 14000 people really interested it is hard for Chairman Lowe to convince the bank that salvation is just around the corner when evidently it is not.

I went down to SMS this morning at 8.30. Only seven people there all being served. No queues at all. Got my two tickets in 5 minutes flat. What's the problem? Get down there early whilst all the lazy burgers are still asleep.

It's an easy decision for me if Surman & Lallana are sold. My current anti-Lowe stay away stance this season has gone quite some way towards curing my lifelong Saints addiction. When the time comes to renew my not-in-use ST it won't be necessary as I'll no longer be interested. Of course, I really want the reverse to happen, Lowe is sold off i January and Surman becomes Chairman and Lallana becomes Dirctor of Football.. if only!

Bloody Hell! What is the point of all this nonsense, they've already lost a fortune on their share price crash. You'll have them out on the street next... Hey! Maybe that's not a bad idea after all... Spare a quid mate? Sod Off!

What's the point of a Pie without Chips. Very unsatisfying and unsatisfactory. Bring back the chips! You heard it here first.

Too many clubs are after Cork and if Chelsea want to off-load him then he'll be off up to Bolton , Wigan or Blackburn who are all in the sh*t and need help urgently. The other loanees are no B use to anybody else and F all use to us so don't fret they won't be going anywhere

Nope, but it doesn't stop my lad using my ticket does it?

Win of course. What other option is there? To 'Win It' you've gottabe 'In It', the longer we're in it the richer we'll be. In reality we are heading for embarrassment as our botched up on-loan defence can't even cope with CCC defences so Ronaldo, Giggs, Evra, Rooney... ? You're having a laugh if you expect u to keep the ball out of our net half-a-dozen times even with Kevin from heaven!

F*** M*! Definitely OUR YEAR. I'll get a pony on this one to run and run. The point is can we or cannot we beat their third team 'cos I suspect the Thug from Clydeside doesn't give a toss about the FA Cup. Bet Ronaldo will call in sick so's he don't have to inconvenience himself by a trip to the boondocks? Hope none of our lads perform on the day else we'll loose them to the great bag of wind from up north.

No debate on this, of course the whole ground will be open. If the seats can be sold the extra staffing will be self-financing. Expect 32,250 and 15,000 outside hoping for a tout. Watch out you don't get mugged lads, keep you tickets safely hidden. This could get very nasty. Assume ST's will be first in-line and in my view should because of their loyalty get 2 tickets each then the other 4500 who bother to turn up week-in week-out for one each. That should still leave a few for other members.

You are right of course. I've already had 7 phone calls this aternoon asking if I can get 'them' tickets. These are not Lowe haters just people who turn up once every 5 years or so and then call themselves supporters. Leaning on my good will. Funny 'though, haven't heard from any of them in the 3 months since the season started! I'm down the golf club tomorrow, just wait for te fun to begin. Right! Of course I will.... ! AS IF! Tough Titties so-called mates. Sod off!

I fancy a 1-1 today, both teams struggling and a miserably cold day when nobody will be up for it. Bring on the hot soup.