Charlie Wayman

He is one effing useless apology for a second rate journeyman in my opinion, my heart sank when he came on last night and Barnard went off, then you just knew the game was up. here's a conundrum for Adders "How do you drop a gooley when you don't drop Guly?"

Whatever turns you on mate. Refs always get the blame for other people's troubles but Saints were pretty guilty most of the time things went against them last night; just because we couldn't score and never looked like scoring doesn't make the ref a wonker!

The last thing you should do on here my friends is to get sucked into nonsensica discourse about two of our players perpetrated by t.ssless w.nkers from somewhere East of Skatetown reknowned for only one thing, wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Don't legitimise their commenst by debating their points, as Adders might say "get 'em to play our way!". Small town prats!

See, I may not be much good at forecasting scores but weather (?) now that's different.. Mind you its still friggin parkey out here in the sticks

It ain't about potential, it's about 'get real now' and Barney is way better than the Gooley droper by any measure of striker effectiveness.

Usual load of BBC forecasting ********. It'll be about the same as today +8C no worries. T-shirts should be OK.

You just know we are going to end up being disappointed, gnashing our teeth and spitting blood but bring it on! Can't wait to get at 'em.

Give Holmes a start, even if he gets injured we can bring on Chamberlain but the other way round we loose them both, Guly droopes a gooley yesterday alright whereas Lambo played his part as a holding whatever so keep Lambo in with Barney at least for starters. Davies could face a very busy evening so too hot a kitchen for a young Pole

Gus Poyet linked to Chelsea.. understudy / next up in place of Ancelotti? Great news, will unsettle them more than a bit i hope

What do I know!

Wish it was so easy. We'll lose them both of course, 0-2 today and 2-3 on Tuesday. If I'm right it'll prove only that a lot of people on here are still living in cloud cuckoo land. If I'm wrong, what do I know!

No sure you've been watching very attentively. How has he improved them? We're not even playing good football anymore just long ball up-and-under. To make matters worse his latest nonsense on the OS about relying on youngsters suggests he knows there won't be any money available in January, a sure sign Mr Cortese is getting impatient with him. If you think he's got it right then you must be in a majority of ONE. Plenty of mumblings and grumblings around the Itchen that's for sure and they can't all be wrong can they?

Hey! I love it, you have a great memory. Let's be realistic 'though Alan Pardew gave him a team on a plate so he could hardly fail to get good results early on. Now he's tinkering it's all beginning to fall apart and Puncheon's departure as well as being totally unexpected is also a signal that all is not well behind the scenes. ...and what happened to the one-touch pass and move football we were promised? France demonstrated how to do it with style on Wednesday; you probably noticed that there were 3 gooners on one side and 2 on the other by the way ;-)

Everyone has an agenda so what's yours? I have no reason to write to him

Adkins is living up to my expectations, absolutely. I expected him to be a poor imitation of the subject of all the hyperbole and bull**** that surrounded his appointment as a "top notch English manager capable of taking our club into a new era (sic)", or transcribed into everyday speak - 'he was the cheapest we could get'. So far what has he done to dispel my beliefs?

So what we really should do know is start a "Who's going out the revolving door in January?" I can't 'cos I'm a miserly sod who doesn't put a £5 in the kitty 2-1, Dixon will be the first out, Barnard 11-2 in second place, Butterfield third at 7-1

Torres?

Now the whole world is watching him. Let's hope he is really crap.

Not surprising 'though, he is so woolly in his pronouncements it is sometimes difficult to work out what he is trying to say. His other big failing is that he has virtually promised us promotion and you know what happens when people don't deliver on promises. At the moment it looks unlikely we will do better than scrape into the play-offs, more likely we'll end up mid -table again. Against top teams we have looked mediocre so what's wrong? Either we have a great manager and a C.rap set of players or more likely we have a C.rap manager and the same decent set of players for this level that we had last season after January. No matter what you or I think, Mr Cortese will not be sitting very comfortably in his office chair on Monday morning. Adders is very much on probation and as many at Chelski have found out to their cost the modern football club owner is not best known for their patience or forgiveness. If you can have any sweetie form the pick 'n mix counter you don't waste too much time sucking wine gums.

Stop wasting your money on Saints and buy a new car.. no brainer! Are you sure you're bright enough to be a student ;-)

For sure Adders ain't Moses. That's Huddersfield and Carlisle accounted for then. We're rather good against top 6 sides wouldn't you say? What happens then if we don't make the play-offs does adders get another year or ill it be manager No 14's turn?

Whatever else this is friggin outrageous. As far as one can tell from the outside he has been the one constant that has held the Stamford Bridge thugs together whilst the Russain Czar has played two-step with half the infamous coaches of Europe and beyond. Keeping the likes of Terry, Lampard & Cole in check and on the straight and narrow must be worth his job alone! It's not as 'though they've been starved of success either so what's he getting blamed for? As for Saints - er, he could come in as Director of Football or even as assistant manager just to keep Adders up to snuff and maybe teach the new rookie some of the old upper division tricks which we are gong to need a plenty in the Premiership in two years time. More likely it is all baloney

Slow morning chaps?

"At this moment in time it's all about winning football matches and not thinking too much about winning awards. It's about winning football matches in a certain style and if come next week those who judge these things think we are going in the right way then we can go all go full out for the awards..."

Do they have to be under 18 or will Wotton, Jaidi and Co be playing? After all, they were under 18 once.